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 Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:11 am
So Gaia can hook the sucker fishes like myself.
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:38 am
Because the sky is actually a bunch of nekked smurfs
Why are farts funny?
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 10:25 am
Because it's air coming out of two flaps of skin and fat.
Why does listening to techno music lift my mood?
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:56 pm
the pounding baseline makes your mood aroused
what would happen if i mixed pop-rocks and mountain dew?
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:48 pm
It would explode into tiny little rocks of joy.
What would happen if I started an unending string of curses at a nun?
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:58 pm
The nun would break her vows take you right there and then, with you still cursing at her.
If I get stabbed with a dirty scalpel, should I take it out or should I leave it in?
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:32 pm
Leave it in, because then you can go around and ask people "Does this look infected to you?"
What would happen if I started thinking before I act?
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:02 am
You will surely rule the world.
What is the best way to talk to someone new?
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:42 am
Smack them in the face and say "Man up, b***h"
How did Chuck Norris become the most awesome man in the world?
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:20 am
he took classes at the U of A (University of Awesomeness)
why must people get us so early for classes/work?
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 3:13 pm
because simon says
who took the cookie from the cookie jar
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:03 pm
God took the cookie from the cookie jar. B|
Why do I feel slightly dizzy...?
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:30 pm
Because you are swooning in my presence.
Why must I be so damned sexy?
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:34 am
Because I told you to be so
Why do I attract people?
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:02 pm
everyone is made of metal and you are a magnet
what's new, scooby doo?
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