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 Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:05 pm
Isn't that original, rats as fruit flies.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:09 pm
They follow me around because I treat them well, instead of like vermin to be kicked or killed. Now I know you're big on punching away your problems, but when I was locked in Blackgate prison, I decided that maybe instead of abusing the rats and finding myself knee deep in dead critters and rat poop, that maybe a little kindness would benefit us both. And it did.
Fruit flies? Fruit flies. Fruit flies....you know, if Trickster were still alive, he'd have written that one down.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:10 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:13 pm
Well, that has something to do with it, sure. But your special . . . bouquet . . . probably doesn't hurt.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:13 pm
*Stares intently at her nails.*
It's the more charitable name for the phenomenon.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:15 pm
You know, you look very familiar to me. Have we met?
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:18 pm
You may have robbed a charity function I've attended.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:21 pm
I NEVER robbed legit charities.
Yeah, I know who you are. You're Kathy Kane, of the Gotham Kanes. We *did* attend a charity event together, but that was long before my dad disowned me. Boy, that was YEARS ago. Wayne Foundation, I think...it was a charity for education for inner city youth. That actually wound up inspiring me later on in life...
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:25 pm
Correct. I've rarely fallen asleep at a Wayne Foundation event.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:28 pm
I've checked into things, and all of Wayne's charitable contributions DO go to the people that need them. I wish they were all that clean. A few years back I was working in the slums of Central City to get shelter and food for the homeless populace. The local restuarants wanted to donate unused food at the end of the business day, but if they did, they would have been shut down for health code violations.
Of course, there was no violation if, say, a known supervillain STOLE the food that was conveniently left in unlocked dumpsters...
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:33 pm
Well I suppose that's an admirable if strange use of your reputation.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:36 pm
There's more ways to help the needy than signing an oversized novelty check.
::clicks off the TV::
Well, that's my shows. I'll leave you ladies....and Murdoch....to your cocktails. And go back to my rats.
::gives a little mock bow::
Totally swear, though. One of these nights, I'm grabbing Go-Go and we're putting on a boy's night...
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:51 pm
*Once again, our friend Cassie bursts into the building, pursued by tentacles. The tentacles seem a LITTLE less willing to pursue her this time, so only onw gets trapped in the door. Which Cassie is quickly able to sever.*
b*****d . . .
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:54 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:59 pm
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