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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:29 am
Granted, but Cloud turns green with envy, and Sephiroth uses so much energy as super saiyan, that he becomes frail, and his hair falls out. sad
I wish that Kadaj had had a deeper voice.
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:09 am
Granted, but then he becomes more likable by me and others since he wouldn't sound like such a little b***h anymore, which is bad because Sephiroth would be pissed that he would be losing fans over Kadaj's new Badassedness, fans that he would ultimately go on a quest to dispose of with his greater badassedness (And his long a** blade, of course), which in turns makes all the Sephiroth lovers love his badassedness even more! Oh, and he kills you too for even making the wish, stabbing his blade into your stomach and then ripping it out of your side so all your innards would splatter to the ground!!!
I wish Yazoo wielded Kazoos as weapons instead of guns! Yazoo the Kazooer!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:18 pm
Granted, but the Kazooers do no damage so that within the movie, Yazoo is only able to prance around with taunts. (since his weapons are useless)
I wish that they came out with little FF mugs. *laugh* ^^
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:14 pm
Granted, but they are all lined with an invisible, odorless, tasteless poison that very slowly destroys your internal organs one by one. By the time you realize this, you're already jaundiced and your lungs aren't long from collapsing. I'm never having anything out of a mug again.
I wish the Limited Edition Crisis Core PSPs were released in Canada. (You have no idea how many times I've wallowed in self-pity because I couldn't have one.)
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:18 am
Granted, but they cost $9,999.99, plus tax. And there's only one of them.
I wish they sold translated copies of the Reunion Files, the Ultimanias, etc., outside of Japan.
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:44 pm
Granted, but they're so poorly translated, that you might as well spend your time learning to read Japanese than translate the English translation to something that makes sense. crying
I wish that there were lifesized plushies of the characters.
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:45 am
Granted, but I have them all locked up in my house, and you can't sneak in because I live in a magical air bubble in the deepest depth of the ocean. Maybe I'll let you play with them. Maybe. whee
I wish I had the chance to lick Zack. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:20 pm
Granted, but unfortunately, he had just recently been playing in the mud with Cloud and well.... mud just doesn't taste that good nowadays.
I wish that a second FFVII movie could come out.
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:49 am
Granted, but somehow Squall from FFVIII manages to crawl into it, and the movie involves two hours of the AVALANCHE crew (plus Vincent, Yuffie, and Zack's ghost) trying to get him to talk, and he only responds with "..."
Yeah, there's a great movie! biggrin
I wish only the fans who loved Zack BEFORE Advent Children came out were allowed to have Crisis Core. (Mud-covered Zack? I'd still lick him. xD What were he and Cloud doing in the mud, anways? Rawr.)
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:32 am
Granted. But they all became fans of Angeal, and Zack would have no fans and because of this, he didn't show himself in Advent Children.
I wish I had a Junon Cannon strapped to my little house! =D
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:15 am
Granted, but because you spent so much money on the canon, you went bankrupt, and killed yourself
I wish I had Vincent's pointy shoes!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:51 pm
Granted. But when you walk, you trip. When you trip, you take someone's knee out. Also, everyone makes fun of you for it that they place you on the "What Not To Wear" Show.
I wish Cloud would get a job as a pizza guy then a delivery boy.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:12 am
Granted but he gets himself fired from the pizza delivery by adding a moogle head to every order.
I wish Cloud would be my kicka** CG colorist, cause I needs one. ><
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:49 pm
Granted, but then your hair becomes really spikey and you look weird in public. You get copyrighted by Square-Enix and your life isn't the same anymore.
I wish Rufus Shinra would considering rebuilding his comany around wind power, or something that is good for the planet.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:53 pm
Granted, but then he realizes how horrible life is now that people other then Tseng love him, and he commits suicid,e killing himself and Tseng's unborn baby.
I wish there was a little segment in Crisis Core where Zack admitted that his "first time" was with Tseng.
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