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 Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:14 pm
Sen_Strife Cloud: Ok Nanaki I'll give you a belly rub... *pulls out Buster Sword and stabs Nanaki in the belly* Me:finally i can smoke weed in peace*smokes weed*want some Sen?
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:19 pm
Gothjr Sen_Strife Cloud: Ok Nanaki I'll give you a belly rub... *pulls out Buster Sword and stabs Nanaki in the belly* Me:finally i can smoke weed in peace*smokes weed*want some Sen? *spirit of nanaki takes over Sen* I SMELL DRUGSSSS!!!!!!!!!! *jumps on Goth, rips off his head and smokes the weed*
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:20 pm
Sephiroth's Voice: Banana free orange juice, come and get your sample from...my...grocery store.....ugh....!
Cloud: GOD, CAN SOMEONE MAKE HIM SHUT UP!! scream
Cid: Seriously confused what the heck is banana free orange juice?? confused
Tifa: Cloud, I think you should go down there and apologize to Cait Sith.
Cloud: I don't know... stare
*Seph grabs Tifa's leg*
Seph: Sparkling pickle juice with peanut butter...
Tifa: GET OFF! stressed
*Seph crawls over to the edge of the balcony the team is standing on, muttering random sentences, and he falls to the lower level*
Seph: *falling* SOAKED BREAD IN HONEYNUT CHEERIOS!!!
*Seph hits the floor of the lowest level of the factory, he rubs his head, and looks over next to him to see Cait Sith*
Seph: Hi there, what's your name? biggrin
Cait Sith: cry go away...
Seph: AWWWW, someone needs a hug! biggrin
Cait Sith: I SAID GO AWAY! scream cry
*Seph takes the elevator to the floor the team is on and he looks like he is drunk*
Seph: Pineapple spinach and green beans dipped in ketchup! blaugh
Cloud: IF KILLING HIM WON'T HELP, MAYBE THIS WILL!! scream
*Cloud kicks Seph in the nuts very hard*
Seph: *slumping to the floor* melons in packaged cases with a zebra...!! gonk
*Seph talks until he sounds like a dying radio*
Seph: fishy.............tuna............with.......tifa........
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:29 pm
K0oLE Sephiroth's Voice: Banana free orange juice, come and get your sample from...my...grocery store.....ugh....! Cloud: GOD, CAN SOMEONE MAKE HIM SHUT UP!! scream Cid: Seriously confused what the heck is banana free orange juice?? confused Tifa: Cloud, I think you should go down there and apologize to Cait Sith. Cloud: I don't know... stare *Seph grabs Tifa's leg* Seph: Sparkling pickle juice with peanut butter... Tifa: GET OFF! stressed *Seph crawls over to the edge of the balcony the team is standing on, muttering random sentences, and he falls to the lower level* Seph: *falling* SOAKED BREAD IN HONEYNUT CHEERIOS!!! *Seph hits the floor of the lowest level of the factory, he rubs his head, and looks over next to him to see Cait Sith* Seph: Hi there, what's your name? biggrin Cait Sith: cry go away... Seph: AWWWW, someone needs a hug! biggrin Cait Sith: I SAID GO AWAY! scream cry *Seph takes the elevator to the floor the team is on and he looks like he is drunk* Seph: Pineapple spinach and green beans dipped in ketchup! blaugh Cloud: IF KILLING HIM WON'T HELP, MAYBE THIS WILL!! scream *Cloud kicks Seph in the nuts very hard* Seph: *slumping to the floor* melons in packaged cases with a zebra...!! gonk *Seph talks until he sounds like a dying radio* Seph: fishy.............tuna............with.......tifa........ Tifa: OMG HE WAS IN LOVE WITH ME!!! Seph: *revives* Pinapple full apple juice!!! Cloud: for the love of...!!! *throws Sephiroth down the window and he lans infront of Cait Sith* Seph: want some pineapple full apple juice? Cait Sith: I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!! Seph: awww someone needs a hug... *huggles* Cait Sith: 3nodding Cait Sith: ok now I'm gonna go kick clouds @$$. Cloud: whew, sephiroth is off our backs now. Cait Sith: HEY CLOUD!! Cloud: What?! Cait Sith: This. *beats Cloud up till hes nothing but a bleeding lump of meat* Cait Sith: that'll teach you not to treat me like Cid's s**t!
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:47 pm
*Seph eats the lump of bloody meat which is Cloud*
Seph: Mmm, tastes like chicken! biggrin
Cait Sith: HEY, THAT'S MY VICTIM! scream
*Cait Sith beats the heck outta Seph*
Cait Sith: AND IF YOU KEEP BUGGING US WITH YOUR GAY RANDOM WORDS, I WILL KILL YOU!! scream
Seph: You mean, I can't say dogs swimming in a pool of broken glass and beach water? sad
Cait Sith: NO!! scream
Seph: Whatever stare , you piece of sh*t... stare
Everyone who appeared in FF7: eek eek eek
*Cait Sith kicks Seph deep into the factory and starts a nuclear time bomb*
Cait Sith: GET OUT, NOW! scream
*the team escapes to Wutai and watches a giant explosion go off beyond the mountains*
Seph's Voice: cuddly, disgruntled teddy bears with no pancake batter!! gonk
Everyone: stressed
*Seph shows up in front of the team*
Seph: Hi guys! biggrin Want some strawberry flavored rolls filled with human back hair!? blaugh
Tifa: ew...
Cait Sith: YOU'RE SURROUNDED!! scream
Seph: What the!? eek
*Millions of Cait Siths have surrounded Seph and they are all holding HP Shouts*
Seph: Rotten banana peels with horse crap mad
Cait Sith: Ah, let's see, what was my line, OH YEAH, ATTACK!!! scream
*The army of Cait Sith tackle Seph and kill him once and for all*
*After the fight, all the toys disappear except for the real Cait Sith*
Tifa: YES! HE'S FINALLY GONE! blaugh
*Tifa walks up to Cait Sith and crouchs down to be eye level with him*
Tifa: Thanks heart
Seph: goat--
*Cait Sith drop kicks Seph in the nuts, silencing him*
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:35 am
Redx: -Humps Cat Siths Leg-
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:03 am
Yokito230 Redx: -Humps Cat Siths Leg- Seph:But Nanaki i thought you loved me!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:39 am
Yokito230 Redx: -Humps Cat Siths Leg- Cait Sith: whoa eek , is this wrong, I can't really tell, i've never gotten this kind of love before! eek Tifa: ew, Red get off him! mad Red XIII: Sorry, guess I got a little carried away. Cait Sith: *looks around* where is Cloud? question Yuffie: Remember, Seph ate him! Cait Sith: Oh yeah, cause I beat him to death, blaugh
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:52 am
Cloud: Oooooh Due-- *gets smacked*
Aeris: He's not gonna come if you sit there and call his name!! scream
Cloud: Wherefore art thou Du-- *gets kicked in the groin*
Aeris: I swear to god Cloud, if I didn't know you were non-gay I'd say you were gay!!
Cloud: Wait!... When did I become non-gay? eek
Aeris: Since last night when you tried to hump poor little Yuffie. -_-
Yuffie: There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home. *continues tapping her feet together chanting* crying crying crying
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:49 am
Deaths Apprentice Cloud: Oooooh Due-- *gets smacked* Aeris: He's not gonna come if you sit there and call his name!! scream Cloud: Wherefore art thou Du-- *gets kicked in the groin* Aeris: I swear to god Cloud, if I didn't know you were non-gay I'd say you were gay!! Cloud: Wait!... When did I become non-gay? eek Aeris: Since last night when you tried to hump poor little Yuffie. -_- Yuffie: There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home. *continues tapping her feet together chanting* crying crying crying Me:is that all he did to her?she looks uhhhhhhhh crazed.he must have scared her really bad
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:04 am
Gothjr Deaths Apprentice Cloud: Oooooh Due-- *gets smacked* Aeris: He's not gonna come if you sit there and call his name!! scream Cloud: Wherefore art thou Du-- *gets kicked in the groin* Aeris: I swear to god Cloud, if I didn't know you were non-gay I'd say you were gay!! Cloud: Wait!... When did I become non-gay? eek Aeris: Since last night when you tried to hump poor little Yuffie. -_- Yuffie: There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home. *continues tapping her feet together chanting* crying crying crying Me:is that all he did to her?she looks uhhhhhhhh crazed.he must have scared her really bad Me: *bursts in with a rocket launcher* ALL RIGHT EVERYONE DOWN!! THIS IS A TERRORIST ATTACK!! Tifa: Sen... You're not a terrorist... Me: *blows up Tifa* anyone else? Everyone: eek Me: Good... *casts life on tifa* Me: all right all the girls in this room! *Yuffie, Aeris and Tifa go in the room* Me: *goes in the room too* *1 hour later we come out* Cloud: WTF WERE YOU GUYS DOING THERE?!!!!! Me: *blows up Cloud* we were doing it you stupid moron... And they liked 3nodding it 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:45 am
Cloud: Sephiroth why do you hate me so much? What have I done?
Sephiroth: 3nodding I...really dont know...~thinks~
~Sephiroth: Mom?! I'm going out for a bit...Mom!? *walks up to her room*~
~Jenova: *from inside closed room door* Give it too me! Ay Papi!
~Sephiroth: Mom? *opens door*
~Jenova: eek ~Gasp~
~Sephiroth: eek ..........
~Cloud: *coming out from under covers* Whats wrong baby?
~Sephiroth: eek ..........
~Cloud: neutral ??? *turns around and see's Sephiroth* eek .......
~Barret: *pops out of no where* Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun Duuuuuuun!
~Sephiroth: eek .......... mad *points at him like evil monkey from Family Guy*
Cloud: um, Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: eek ...........*points at him like evil monkey from Family Guy*
Cloud: eek ......
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:06 am
Barret: OMG He's Crazy!!
Cait Sith: And I thought "I" was nuts.
Acorns: *rattle rattle*
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:16 am
Deaths Apprentice Barret: OMG He's Crazy!! Cait Sith: And I thought "I" was nuts. Acorns: *rattle rattle* Tifa: ~mesmerized~ *sigh*he has such a way with words.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:45 am
Barret, Aeris, Tifa : *singing* "Its the end of the world as we know it, Its the end of the world as we know it, Its the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fine"^^
Cloud: "Sepiroth who?"
Cid: " I CANT FLY THIS THING!"
Red XIII: "...and my tails on fire... because" <.<
Vincent: "Yuffie i love you."
Yuffie: "materia is so ove "
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