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 Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:57 pm
Because a long time ago there was no internet.
Why doesn't Shakespeare love me back?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:43 pm
Because Shakespeare don't have a Pants.
Why I likes Osama Bin Laden?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:42 pm
Because Joseph Stalin punched him in the face while screaming "WELCOME!!!"
Why do I like music so much?
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:17 am
because ur great great great uncle created a music!
Why i can't see spirit?
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:27 am
Because his cloaking device makes him undetectable even from thermal and ultra sonic sensors. emotion_dowant
When does the stork deliver your new baby?
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:53 am
When you open up your chimney.
When do I get to live in the Village Hidden in the Gear?
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:12 am
Once you understand that sniffing people isn't sanitary...
Why do unicorns have horns?
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:33 am
It's because unicorns pulled the ultimate sin
Why is Link left handed?
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:28 pm
Because he broke his right hand trying to carry the triforce all the way to Zelda's castle. emotion_awesome
Where did Apurture Science build its first lab for testing?
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:39 pm
In my basement.
Why is my dog licking itself?
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Distinct Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:51 pm
because you touch yourself when no one's looking
why isn't the moon made out of cheese?
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:21 am
I have bacon. Because of Russian lesbians.
Why are parrots incapable of minimal human speech? Bitches love bacon.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:50 am
Because they're smart.
Why anime girls are so sexy??
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:01 am
Because Pluto is only a dwarf planet. sad
Why is work so exhausting?
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:57 am
Because you do the hokey pokey before, during and after work.
Why is Gaia giving people an activity for the Cash Tree that doesn't ever finish?
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