*everyone goes to the factory where Cait Sith's toy cat is produced*
Tifa: HOLY SH*T, THERE ARE A LOT OF CAIT SITHS!
eek Cait Sith: Hello my fellow brethren!
biggrin Cloud:
confused Cait Sith: Look, it's Cait Sith 59,999, and right over here is 60,000!
Cloud: We're never going to end his annoying presence this way...
stare Cait Sith: *in the background* Oh, and here is 568,923!
Everyone:
stare Cait Sith: What's wrong guys?
Cloud: Well...it's just that, um...
stare Tifa: *nudges Cloud in the shoulder* tell him the truth.
Cloud: okay...YOU ARE SOOOO ANNOYING YOU DAMN CAT!
mad *Aeris goes deaf*
Aeris: OW, MY EARS!
scream Cait Sith:
neutral sad Cloud: Go away and live with your own kind, you pathetic stuffed animal...!
mad Tifa: Cloud, not that harsh!
eek Cait Sith: ...
cry *Sephiroth comes in wearing a bikini and holding a rubber ducky*
Seph: Splish-splash I was taking a bath!!
blaugh Cait Sith: ...okay, fine, thanks.
sad i guess...
cry *Cait Sith walks off deep into the factory*
Seph: I love my cell phone, come here you pretty shiny thingy!
biggrin Tifa: Cloud you retard, look what you've just done!
mad Cloud: What, you told me to tell him the truth!
neutral Seph: Fluffy goodness in cinamonn scented underwear!
*Barret clocks Seph across the head, knocking him unconcious*
Seph: *unconcious, but still talking* tellitubies, digimon, barney, mommy.......... *goes to sleep*
Everyone:
confused