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Vending Machine: *spits out Moogle Points and flashes a message* ERROR. PLEASE INSERT THE CORRECT CURRENCY. KTHXBAI. 8D

... Uh. Try again? <: D;;

You recieve a Mooglebar, 178 grams of Moogle-crafted chocolate guaranteed to immedeately grant you a random number of Moogle points!
*Inserts munny*

[Item list: Cloud & Leon's pet Shadow, a smextastic Saix plushie, a tasty kiss from Riku, the rose that Demyx gave Zexion, Larxene's ashes, Vexen and Sexion's Monday kit of doom, a vial of Riku's blood, sea-salt ice cream (and lots of it), a munny pouch, Space Paranoids, Xaldin's lances, Axel's digital camera, Demyx's bedsheets, a Xemnas latex skin doll, Sora's red jumpsuit, MANSEX, secret Kakashi tape, a Papou Pie, Xaldin's shampoo, pictures of Orgy XIII having orgies, Riku and Sora in speedoes, Naminé and Larxene's yaoi gallery, condom flavoured Papou fruits, pic of the KH cast in fishnet, Demyx bedsheets again (now with Xigbar-stains), Anti-Sora (<3), Zexion's fishnets, Marluxia's hair stylist's addy and phone number, Sephiroth's sword, bolt materia, Axel's boxers, Larxene herself, Xigy-Roku buttons, ballot for Xemnas, bandages, *the* RE: CoM, Marluxia's shampoo, singing Marluxia, Xigbar's glass eye, Fairy Harp Keyblade, sand from Destiny Islands, Demyx T-shirt, Kh-Pod, Kairi X Naminé yuri, Xaldin's guide to growing monster sideburns, struggle bat, duplication materia, Demyx's Spice Girls CDs, Tetsuya Nomura's Dusk secretary, Sephiroth's missing second wing + additional junk.]
[Asslist (TM): Riku's a**, Replica Riku's a**, Cloud's a** (both FFVII and KH) asses, Leon's a** (both FFVIII & KH), Ansem's a**, Lexaus' a**, Xigbar's a**, Marlixia's a**, Axel's a** and Sora's a**.]

You get....OMG! Teh Chesire kitty! Woo! *steals Tarzan's vine and swoops by, snatching the Cheshire cat from you*

Tarzan: Hey! That was mine!

`A.Pink.Dinosaur: That's my Cheshire Kitty! scream

Sora: *beats me up and gives you back the cheshire cat*

*reaching into my pocket*...I'm all out. Got any? *turns to the Mad Hatter*

Mad Hatter: *pulls hat off and reaches into it, almost falling inside. Yanks Humpty Dumpty out of his hat and cracks him open on the side of the vending machine, resulting in him cracking and munny galore falls out.* Free munny!

*reaches down and picks some up and inserts it into the vendig machine*

You recieve... Roxas' keyblade to your face for stealing from him. He later takes the plushie of himself that popped out of the machine and has a tea party with 'him' and his other stuffed animals. More tea, Ms. Roxas?

*Inserts munny*

You get a ten speed mountain bike with the kewl ability to turn into a kick butt gummie ship! It has cute pictures of different Key blades on it.

*inserts gil, looking around to see if it's okay*

you get a lock of sephoroths' hair ooooooh!! (ew is that a piece of scalp?...fangirls!)

-inserts munny biggrin -

You recieve a clipping of Vexen's hair. o.o! Don't hold it for too long though, you might get frostbite. If you do, make sure to bite back to even things out.

*Inserts munny*

You recieve the ultimate answer to the ultimate question, thus understanding what the meaning of life actually is.

*Inserts 42 munnys.*