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 Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:12 pm
by throwing yourself off a 500 ft building
Why does everyone around me have iphones?
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:13 pm
Because you hate yourself and you want to die...
Where is my Father's Day CAKE?!?!
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:19 pm
Over there, next to the Easter turkey! God! Use your eyes!
WHAT'S THAT SMELL??
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:32 pm
Listen! Do you smell something? I smell pudding!!! What's going on here!?
If Chuck is going insane and believing a doll is his daughter, how long does it take to kill him?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:37 pm
3 million light years biggrin
What happened to the dual portal gun we gave to Chuck Norris?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:46 pm
Well that platypus was poor so Chuck threw it over the cliff.
Where the heck did my fridge run off to?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:46 pm
How should I know? I just got here.
Is this Sparta?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:54 pm
Yes, welcome to Angkor Wat, Cambodia. 8D
Why does my client die before I can escort them to the goal? :T
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:31 pm
I have bacon. I'm not really sure, but it all depends on the rotation of Venus in its axis.
Why is Harry Potter the only student in Hogwarts who wears glasses? Bitches love bacon.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:35 pm
because hes just too awesome to not wear glasses
Is it me or does the world keep on turning without me >.>?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:42 pm
The world doesn't turn. razz
Why can't I work at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:13 pm
Because there's only room enough for one Perry the Platypus in a universe.
Why should I eat bread? It's my favorite food, but...
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:22 pm
because ur avi sucks
Why I hate Otimus Prime?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:51 pm
Becuase you spelt his name wrong.
Why is life so complicated?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:55 pm
Because god made homosexuality mrgreen
Why do we like Gaia so much?
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