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Moé nodded, and followed behind him, sure that by degrading herself she'd make him feel more comfortable.
~*~
Robin spread out her wings and slowly drifted down to thhe ground.
"Taro? Oh, you're bleeding!"
She began to lap up his noseblood in her mouth, and then transferred it to his mouth.
"There, no lost lbood."
[[Robin...bodies don't work that way...]]

Moé followed, giving a small 'ack' when the door nearly hit her in the arm.
Chryseis was inside, and she was marvelling at the doll base.
"Oh, it's wonderful, Salem....!"
Azrael, oddly, was there as well.
"Rabbit, you're transferring to another classroom. I'm taking over this one again... I'm here tokeep an eye on you."
Salem shook his head, his face bright red.
"Hahah, no! I wouldn't do anything like that!"
He paused.
"Oh, Moé, here in time for the punchline."

Robin went into a portal, and took out a note.
It said, 'To any who are concerned: if you manage to win my daughter's affections, no matter how vile you are, I know her heart is in the right place --Lovelace ['Satan'/Dad]'.
"Instant blessing."

Robin paused, and then took out an expensive-looking bottle.
"High quality."
Handing it to him, she began to stroke his chest, eventually moving her hand lower and lower.
"Since I gave you that, would you marry me by Hell law?"[[LOL]]

Robin drank some of it, and a little dribbled down her chin and into her shirt.
She began to purr slightly.
"Awwww, what do I have to do to convince you?"

[[Yeah. I remarked to myself how it was ironic, since I always pictured the Disgaea trio with Jikoku and Ankoku as Laharl and Flonne, and with Robin as Etna.]]
Robin switched over to sanity, though when she saw the note in her hands, and the sake, she decided to abstain from violence, and slightly embrace the hard truth: she was attracted to Taro.
She paused.
"T-Taro? That's your name, right?"

Robin leaned over and kissed him to heal him. She oddly enjoyed it, so she stayed that way for a small while.
When he should've been fully healed, Robin stood.
"Tch! You can only marry me if you catch me!"
She began to skip away [though considering her feet, it was more like 'gallop'].
She looked back.
"Come on! Or I'll never let you marry me, either method!"
She continued to run away.
[[Estimated distance: a few yards. XD]]

Azrael raised an eyebrow.
"PUNCHLINE, Moé Coyote?"
Moé wailed.
"Don't call me that! and Salem's being dumb."
Salem turned to Azrael.
"She's been canoodling with some human in the premises. Most likely going to die an immortal's death..."
Moé pouted.
"I have not!"
Azrael was smiling.
"Oh, don't worry! After my first child married, my son went off to fight demons in Hell and my second daughter eloped with that Buddhist priest, I won't let anyone go near the last child of the family. Right, Moé? You're supposed to stay a virgin, right? Anyone goes near you..."
He made a gesture that signified death, and turned to Caleb.
"Well, since you seem to be on familiar terms with her, you're the one who'll report to me, should she get into any relationships. Moé is doomed to never be in a relationship, you know. It's awfully sad that she came from the branch of the family that's obsessively romantic."
Salem pulled a few levers, and a casing covered all but the face of the doll base. After a few minutes, Chryseis went to the other end, and took a cloth. She came out holding a small baby.
"Artificial birth, using a machine as a surrogate."
Azrael gave a small 'hurrah'.
"I'm grandfather to a robot."
He pointed to a wall.
"Now, portal out of here. I need to claim this classroom."
Salem, Chryseis and the machine left through different portals, Chryseis taking the artificial child with her.
Azrael looked at Caleb and Moé.
"Eh? Why're you still here? Salem and the rabbit are on child leave for a week or two, so what?"