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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:39 am
distraction, yes, I need a distraction
er.. I had the weirdest dream last night. I suppose you could call it a nightmare but..
:stares as the pie as if it's going to jump off the plate and strangle her:
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:39 am
*Takes a bit of the pie.*
redface
*Quickly swallows.* No...I don't turn into a bird.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:40 am
Fables Snow White distraction, yes, I need a distractioner.. I had the weirdest dream last night. I suppose you could call it a nightmare but.. :stares as the pie as if it's going to jump off the plate and strangle her: Are you alright, miss?
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:40 am
I don't think you're going to get any apples into her. Perhaps a compromise is in order. A peach pie, maybe.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:43 am
No! I refuse to accept defeat! I am ranked #1,589th in the Galactic Guide to Culinary Artistry! And there are seven billion names in that guide! There IS an apple pie that can tempt a non-applier, and I will find it!
::pushes the durlan/earth hybrid pie closer to Snow::
This one uses the apple as basically a texturizing agent, while the Shifting-fruit activates different taste buds on the tongue depending on what stage of life the fruit was in when it was picked. These fruits range from the sweet stage to the salty stage, giving the impression of a singed caramel.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:44 am
Oh, I'm fine. It was just a dream. Even if it was warning me of terrible occurrences in my future.. it was just a dream, after all. Dreams don't mean anything. It's just my imagination working overtime, I'm guessing.
:stares at the pie and pokes the crust with her fork:
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:48 am
::Looks up from his piece of crate pie::
I dream sometimes about the existential void of nothingness that lies beyond the edge of consciousness. I think they're trying to tell me that it's totally awesome I've been declared sane.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:51 am
And you have a certificate to prove that, do you not?
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:52 am
Yes. And I also have a certificate stating that I am the 1,589th best chef in the galaxy, so please, tuck in.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:53 am
*Stops questioning Snow about it as she gives her a worried look. Not believing her excuse of the nightmare though doesn't write of the nightmare.*
Do you have many dreams like that?
*takes another bite of the apple pie and enjoys it.*
It is very good, Mr. Kem.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:55 am
Yes, but.. I've got to keep my girlish figure.
Dreams like that? No, not very often and only when... Hrmm I need to make some calls today to make sure.
:pokes at the pie with the fork, breaking off a piece of the crust, which she eats:
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:56 am
I am like two or three more deflections away from being severely insulted. Where's my guitar?
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:00 am
:Snow smiles at Tenzil after eating the small piece of crust:
It's very good. You're a skilled chef, for sure.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:02 am
I'm gonna do it. I'm totally going to pull out my guitar and start tuning it.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:04 am
A singing chef? This would be a first for me and that's saying something.
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