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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:46 pm
Where are my sexy dancers !! scream
I mean...
ninja
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:34 pm
*walks in, flanked by one large rat*
Where are my sexy dancers? confused
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:47 pm
*wakes up behind the bar....AGAIN*
Wha....OH COME ON!!!!!
*a weird strangling noise is heard from the rafters followed by a flash of light*
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:50 pm
...Not quite what I was asking for...
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:52 pm
*stumbles to his feet and looks down at himself*
A dress...why can't go a year by without me getting stuck in some type of dress?
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:54 pm
And it's just your size, too. I don't know whether to give you a jacket to cover up or buy you a drink.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:01 pm
*looks down at the chains*
Um...little help?
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:04 pm
I should start charging for the service, but I feel like I've already been paid in full tonight.
*pulls his flute up to his lips and blasts the chains off his hands*
I think you should consider investing in a safe word, my friend.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:07 pm
Thanks....again. I need to find out who is doing this to me. The chains are irritating.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:08 pm
Next time, insist on fuzzy handcuffs.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:09 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:11 pm
I kinda have no choice in this! I was minding my business....shelving books at work and bam. I wake up here.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:14 pm
And "Shelving Books" is a euphemism for....?
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:16 pm
*scowls*
Lifting books and putting it on a shelf.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:16 pm
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