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 Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:49 pm
The front of the Bistro is bathed in green from the bright light emanating from the sign above Lantern's
THIS SEPTEMBER....THE ONLY EVENT THAT MATTERS COMES TO LANTERN'S! THIS SEPTEMBER 25TH-27TH, COME TO LANTERN'S AND ATTEND THE RED CARPET EVENT THAT WILL SHOWCASE EVERY FILM SUBMISSION! FOOD, FUN, AND MOVIES! REMEMBER...THIS IS THE ONLY SEPTEMBER EVENT!!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:53 pm
*walks in with the crew from Extreme Makeover*
Okay lovelies, I want this place looking far more presentable by this weekend. We're going to make that Film Festival look like the Daytime Emmy Awards!
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:59 pm
*her cell rings and she answers*
"Hm, oh yes. Yes I already saw it. Well usually men who resort to such tactics have insecurity issues in far moralready taken care its e personal ways. Mm hm. No its already taken care of."
*Emma hangs up and looks to the crew and gives them a wink*
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:11 pm
::Gates into the bar, carrying a Darkhawk action figure::
Time for another test....
::Suddenly notices the crowd with Emma::
What's going on here? What are they doing? DON'T TOUCH THAT!
::slaps the hand of a carpenter going to remove the Chronal Buffer from above the bar::
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:14 pm
*turns to see Querl slap the hand of one of her workers from some random doohicky and she frowns*
Querl, dear, please don't assault the workers. They are on a timeline.
*notices the Darkhawk action figure and arches an eyebrow*
You're not planning another reverse blackhole again, are you? The last time you did that we lost the Bistro and found it inside of itself.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:17 pm
I don't know what reality you've been traipsing in, but that never happened.
::readjusts the Chronal Buffer::
Tell your worker ants that the yellow block-like installations at the tops of the walls cannot be touched or removed....they are an integral part of my chronological research here in the Nexus. I am in the middle of testing sending items into the past and safely rerouting them back to the present.
::looks around::
What ARE you doing in here?
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:21 pm
*sighs as she removes her jacket to reveal her (or lack there of) top and showing an ample amount of cleavage*
"The workers are trying to lend an air of class to this place in time for the Dancing With the Superheroes professionals performance tomorrow night. I practically had to put LeBeau in a hammerlock before he agreed."
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:24 pm
Well. If there...one thing this place could use....
...it's a little more class.
::tears himself away from the view::
But instruct them to not touch the buffers. Please. My research is at a critical juncture right now.
Dancing with the Superheroes? Is this related to that film follies thing Powell is organizing?
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:26 pm
*noiselessly drops through the skylight and lands in the rafters*
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:28 pm
*walks in carrying a box*
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:30 pm
*rolls her eyes and she doesn't exacty need eyes to know when she's being watched*
*she slllliiiiides up to Querl and wraps an arm around his shoulder and gives him a wink, a forefinger under his chin*
So tell me all about this fascinating invention of yours dear.Is it capable of making trajectory time trasferrals? Like in line of sight?
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:35 pm
Ah! At last, someone interested in the actual SCIENCE behind it. Time travel intranexus is completely different than that within your or my universe. It is a single, linear timestream that cannot be compromised directly. These buffers that I have set up around the bar actually record the chronological data of everyone and everything that passes in here. That way I am able to send material - and people - back and forth in time without accidentally teleporting someone right into someone else's chest, for instance.
::pauses, stops looking downward and clears his throat::
*ahem*
I have successfully sent myself into the future twice and repeatedly sent inanimate objects into the past. I am currently working on a retrieval code...so that someone can visit another time period and then 'snap back' to the time they were sent from, but I'm having trouble restabilizing the chronal signature of the subject once they've rematerialized in their own spot in the timestream continuum.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:35 pm
*a worker touches something he obviously shouldn't have and an explosion goes off right towards a certain rafter...*
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:40 pm
*leaps backwards and away from the explosion*
I'd roll my eyes, Frost, if I wasn't in armor. It doesn't take Braniac 5 to figure out you knew I was here and mentally nudged your drones to do that.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:41 pm
Well now, isn't that fascinating???
*pulls Querl closer, nose in mega boobs*
Can it only be done inside of these walls?
*looks up to Powell*
Dear, I wouldn't waste my time on a neanderthal worm such as yourself.
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