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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:59 pm
A: you get a pretty light show!
Q: why does my nose itch?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:00 pm
A: Because there is fur on it, silly fox!
Q: How many ninja does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:06 pm
A: 10,000,000, becuase there all brain damaged.
Q: What's the last number that exists?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:09 pm
A: Really really big.
Q: Why do so few countries use purple in their flags?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:11 pm
A: the last # to exist is 3 and 1/2 because the hamster said so
Q why is purple not red?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:29 pm
A: because then it'd be red
Q: why is the sky pink?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:57 pm
A: Because I stuck my bubble gum to your camera lense.
Q: Why are the vast majority of aliens in Star Trek humanoid?
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:06 am
Because two hands and two nostrils make oh-so much sense.
Why does the Mona lisa like to stare at you?
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:35 am
A: Because she's just like everyone else.
Q: Why is art so overvalued?
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:29 am
Q: Because it a glorious expression of crativity and shows a clear picture of an artists view of the world around... or something like that.
A: Should I get green eggs or ham? and why? o.O
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:33 am
A: Green eggs because I said so.
Q: Will my story be successful? *shakes 8-ball*
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:34 am
A. Ask again
Q. Why do I love Rent so much?
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:47 am
A: Because you like giving money away.
Q: Why are ninja cooler than pirates?
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:52 am
A: Because ninjas are cool.....that makes them cool
Q:Why is every one obsessed with ninjas?
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:55 am
A: because they are, and cause everyone wants to be one
Q: why isn't the moon made out of cheese?
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