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 Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:06 am
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why is that dog staring at me?
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:18 am
Because he thinks you're a tasty morsel...
Why does Listerine burn the skin?
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:59 pm
because it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
what really tickles the fancy?
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:28 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:01 am
you might need a brain first (jk)
how do you butter biscuits?
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:00 am
By going through the five stages of grief.
How do they get the fortune inside fortune cookies?
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:13 am
by mutating fortune cookie seeds
how do you make brownies?
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:48 am
by putting crackers into a pot of boiling water for 2 min
how many letters are there in the alphabet?
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:21 pm
Upwards of 10,000 a day, except Sundays. No post on Sundays.
Why does cereal get soggy?
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:36 pm
because the cereal is hungry and will eat your soul
how many licks does it take to get to the centre of the tootsie pop?
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:10 pm
The same number of kicks it takes to bust a hole through the Great Wall of China.
Why does it never rain when I have classes?
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:23 am
Because it only snows when I have cancelled classes...
Why is my name Johnny Grey, and why can't I remember my phone number?
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:19 am
This is all because of some Umbrella Corp conspiracy
Why does it take so long for my hair to grow?
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:22 am
Because you keep cutting it.
Why is it getting closer all the time?
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:21 pm
It's not really, your mind is just messing with you because of the way you treat it.
How do you cure insomnia?
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