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Revan: *looks at Squirtles pokeball* You got a revive?

*We walk outside and Salsa music starts playing*
Me: This is going to be torture.
MB: You just gotta love the beat baby! Clefable, Medicham go!
*Medicham and Clefable come out and start grooving to the beat*
Me: Bleh, Snorlax, Aerodactyl your turn!
*Aerodactyl and Snorlax come out and just give each other a confused look*
Me: Just go with it.
MB: Clefable darling, do a Follow Me!
*Clefable attracts my Pokémons' attention*
Me: Fine, Brick Break it!
*Aerodactyl rushes in and smacks Clefable, doing great damage to it*
MB: Jump high annnnnnnd kick the tub o' lard!
*Medicham jumps high and kicks Snorlax doing excellent damage*
Me: Earthquake!
*Snorlax gets up and jumps, landing with a great quake doing a massive amount of damage to Medicham and Clefable*
MB: Now that's not fun, you're messing up the dance floor!
Me: Good, its annoying, Earthquake and Protect!
*Snorlax braces itself as Aerodactly hits the ground with a mighty tremor that KOs Clefable and leaves Medicham in bad condition*
MB: Oh no, my little dancer. Well let that flying fossil groove to your mental waves!
*Space/Time is distorted around Aerodactyl and Aerodactly takes some damage*
MB: Ludicolo, time to show them real rhythm.
*A Ludicolo comes on out*
Me: Aerial Ace on Medicham!
*Aerodactyl hits Medicham with a quick burst of air and KOs it from the great effectiveness of it*
MB: Come on! Well show them a true dance, Rain Dance!
*Ludicolo moves in a rhythmic pattern calling down rain clouds*
Me: Body Slam!
*Snorlax gets up and puts its whole mass on Ludicolo for pretty good damage*
*LUdicolo begins some healing with the rain water washing over it*
Me: Beautiful, Rain Dish.
MB: You can't Tango with only one!
*Another Ludicolo comes out*
MB: Hydro Pump the one who refuses to dance on the ground!
*Ludicolo sends out a great jet of water that takes Aerodactyl right out of the Air, KOed*
Me: Swift Swim... neutral Return!
*Aerodactyl is recalled*
MB: If you were only as good at rythm as you are perseptive, you might have been able to beat me, but that's not the case, Leech Seed!
*Snorlax is seeded*
Me: And maybe if you just weren't annoying, you could win, but instead... Body Slam the faster one!
*Snorlax gets up and jumps on top of Ludicolo and Paralyzing it*
MB: No, you messed up the beat!
Me: So?
*The Ludicolo with Rain Dish gains life from leeching off Snorlax and from the rain*
Me: Gardevoir go!
*Gardevoir comes out of her PokéBall and starts shaking to the beat*
Me: Wow... Anyways, Psychic the one leeching Snorlax!
MB: A Pokémon that enjoys the beat, well both of you Giga Drain that Snorlax!
*They both gain HP back and Snorlax looks really tired*
Me: Hyper Beam the one stealing your energy!
*Snorlax gets a fierce look in its eyes and unleashes a yellowish beam that does tremendous damage KOing Ludicolo*
MB: No the beat's gone, and I fainted my first two Pokémon in that tourney thing!
Me: Too bad. Psychic again!
*Space Time is altered and Ludicolo loses some of its resistance*
MB: Finish that tub o' lard, Hydro Pump!
*Ludicolo is completely paralyzed*
Me: Just rest.
*Snorlax is recharging as its strength gets sapped*
Me: Too the beat, one last time.
*Space/Time is again altered and Ludicolo can't handle it*
MB: You destroyed the beat! How could you?
*Recalls my Pokémon*
Me: Because it was disgusting.
MB: You're never getting my Gem!
*MB runs off*
Me: Oh no you don't!
*I chase off after Miror B.*

Sojiro sticks his leg out, tripping Mirror B.

"Sure thing, boss. And it seems I have just the person for the job."

Pulls out Scyther.

(((((((((Whats the rules for my fight against him. I.E. What are his pokemon)))))))

Me: Oh, I already took care of his Pokémon. All he needs is a hair cut.
*Stands on his back so he won't get back up*
MB: No, not my beautiful hair! Wait, the guy with the sword still thinks I have Pokémon. If you cut my hair, you'll have to deal with my Mewtwos and Celebiis, and what else is there? Oh ya! Lugias! Ya super powerful Pokémon like that!
Me: Pathetic.

Sojiro laughed.

"Heh, You truely think that will faze me?"

Pulls out Scyther and unsheathes sword.

"Boys, this is gonna get Hairy."

*Snip Snip, Cut Cut*

"Voiala!!"

"WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!"

Sojiro yelled.

"RIDICLIMO!! I didn't even do anything!! Whatevs!"

Uses bike to head back to base.