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 Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:47 am
Granted, but you were stillborn. BOOM.
I wish I was able to Apparate to Romania right now.
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:21 am
( ... crying my baby was stillborn just last year
granted, but you don't get to choose where, so you apparate into a messy, dark muggle basement that is locked, and every time you try to apparate out you get taken to the same place.
i wish my hair grew faster
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:08 pm
Granted all of your hair now grows faster at an uncontrolable rate making you look like cousin it.
I wish that I had a new pair of pointe shoes.
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:02 am
granted, but they are 2 sizes too big and make you fall all over the place.
i wish my food would just magically appear in my fridge and cupboards overnight so i don't have to go shopping.
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Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:45 pm
Granted but all the food is either spoiled or you are allergic to it.
I wish that rap music didn't exist.
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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:03 am
granted, but now all the "rappers" are making dubstep/metal mixes.
i wish i didn't have any allergies.
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Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:41 am
Granted but to get rid of your allergies you lost your nose and your sense of taste.
I wish all judges were fair.
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Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:51 pm
10 Inch Inflexible Mahogany Wand, Dragon Heartstring Core
First Year, Hufflepuff
Granted, but now American Idol is a big flop because they're too nice to the people who suck.
I wish chocolate had on sugar or fat and still tasted good.
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Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:05 pm
((going on the impression you ment *no sugar or fat))
Granted but since it is now healthy it is even more popular and so producers inflate the price. It is now too expensive for you to buy chocolate.
I wish every store sold Big Red.
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Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:33 am
Morbid Obesity ( ... crying my baby was stillborn just last year Oh my God that just made me the worst butt-hole on earth right now. My apologies for hurting any feelings of the sort, it was not intended.
As for the wish above, Granted, only to have the company go bankrupt and close down the next day,never selling big reds ever again.
I wish I had a slushie right now.
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Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:50 pm
Granted but you get a brain freeze that lasts forever
i wish that everything i wish for doesn't back fire
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:29 pm
Granted but Dumbledore cancels that out stating your wish was unsportsmanlike. (sorry)
I wish for unlimited supply of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans... (I know left that wide open)
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Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 3:05 pm
^granted but they all taste like vomit
i wish for eternal sleep with beautiful dreams
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 12:48 am
Granted but you start to GAIN weight
I wish to have my own personal soundtrack that everyone hears when I walk in a room
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Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:42 am
Granted: it's a brief, repetitive melody comprised wholly of tin whistles and the occasional chime. It soon becomes annoying even to you, but you can't get rid of it - it's yours for life.
I wish I had more socks. smile
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