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 Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:54 pm
Nudge seven hundred and eighty-seven
41. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. You can always find a new one lying around the next time you need one.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:55 pm
Nudge seven hundred and eighty-eight
42. Give a man one gun and he's Superman. Give him two, and he's God.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:57 pm
Nudge seven hundred and eighty-nine
43. No one ever aims at the legs of a monster that's chasing them. They just keep running away, pausing every now and then to pump bullets into its torso, until it overtakes and kills them.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:58 pm
Nudge seven hundred and ninety
44. No matter how dead you think you've killed a bad guy, he can still get up at least three more times.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:59 pm
Nudge seven hundred and ninety-one
45. Cats are spring-loaded, and are most commonly found inside closets or cabinets which are equipped with doors that can't be operated by cats.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:01 pm
Nudge seven hundred and ninety-two
46. The strongest force governing human survival is the possession of a name.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:02 pm
Nudge seven hundred and ninety-three
47. It is possible to use a helicopter to sneak up on someone.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:03 pm
Nudge seven hundred and ninety-four
48. A monster can always sneak up on you, no matter how big or clumsy it is.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:06 pm
Nudge seven hundred and ninety-five
49. It's easy to walk through an unfamiliar forest on a moonless night.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:08 pm
Nudge seven hundred and ninety-six
50. A leap from a hotel roof is completely safe as long as you can land in the pool.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:11 pm
Nudge seven hundred and ninety-seven
51. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to handle realtime videophone contact, and can override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:13 pm
Nudge seven hundred and ninety-eight
52. Any self-respecting modem can handle about two gigabytes of data per second.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:14 pm
Nudge seven hundred and ninety-nine
53. Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:15 pm
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54. Attractive women sometimes fall for weird-looking aliens, but attractive men only fall for attractive women.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:17 pm
Nudge eight hundred and one
55. The feasibility of an idea is inversely proportional to its initial apparent plausibility.
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