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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:10 pm
Ah mean, Ah could PROBably do it wi'fout KILLIN' him...but yuh gotta admit, them vocal cords need a-severin'.
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:17 pm
Without hurting him would be lovely.
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:23 pm
Give me a moment, this's outside of mah usual area of expertize then....
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:29 pm
::Rubs his shoulders a bit:: I know you can do it.
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:31 pm
Cain't hurt him even a LIL' bit? Ah mean....fer all thuh pain he's puttin' you through, sugarplum.
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:32 pm
No one is doing anything to me. stare
Except us....WE OWN YOU NOW!!!
*portal closes*
Dammit!!! scream
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:35 pm
Sweetheart, You don't have to do anything you don't wanna. : razz ats his cheek gently::
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:36 pm
*wanders in*
Did I hear the soothing lyrics of I won't say I'm in love ? heart
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:37 pm
That a promise, sugarplum?
::brushes Jan's hair off her shoulder::
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:40 pm
::Giggles:: Of course, Jonah.
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:43 pm
Ah'll take yuh up on that sometime.
::finishes off his drink and heads for the door::
Shore Ah will...
::heads out::
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:44 pm
Ow. Figures.
The moment I get here, the singing is over. scream
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:45 pm
Patience The Magdalena *wanders in*
Did I hear the soothing lyrics of I won't say I'm in love ? heart *sighs* My new overlords. *mouse shaped portal reopens and the high pitched voice returns* Sing for the lady, boy! Huh huh.Aw man.
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:47 pm
*sings*
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say
Mister Aladdin, sir What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order Jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me No no no
Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre d' C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service You're the boss The king, the shah Say what you wish It's yours! True dish How about a little more Baklava?
Have some of column "A" Try all of column "B" I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me
Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof? Well, looky here Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip And then make the sucker disappear?
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got me bona fide, certified You got a genie for your charge d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So what-cha wish? I really wanna know You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh
Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend like me You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:47 pm
Go the distance !
heart heart
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