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 Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:17 pm
*peers in the door as if looking for something*
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:21 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:24 pm
*slips inside and pulls out a cigarette*
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:25 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:30 pm
*jumps and drops the cigarette*
Um....
Honeybear? Where are you?
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:41 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:44 pm
It's good for the throat and its a relaxer. Haven't you seen the ads? All sorts of actors and actresses smoke. It's glamorous
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:48 pm
*drops from the rafters*
Clarice!!! No...it's bad for you and gross. I've had it with this 50's crap!!! Go back to normal right now!!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:52 pm
But...
*pulls a paper out of her apron pocket and shoves it at Chris.*
SEE!
"A responsible consulting organization reports a study by a competent medical specialist
and staff on the effects of smoking Chesterfields...
'It is my opinion that the ears, nose, throat and accessory organs of all participating subjects examined by me were not adversely affected in the six-month period by smoking the cigarettes provided."
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:54 pm
You listen to me, Clarice. I'm your husband and you HAVE to do what I say. GO BACK TO NORMAL RIGHT NOW!!! scream
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:58 pm
But I do feel "normal". It's you that is acting strangely, dear. Here, have a camel. It will relax you!
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:00 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:05 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:07 pm
Flush all your cigarettes down the toilet. And get me a sandwich. I might as well get something out of this mess.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:08 pm
Oh, I forgot to tell you! I found some more of that delicious green drink I had at the carnival.
*pulls a bottle out of her apron pocket*
Would you like some with your sandwich?
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