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 Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:55 pm
Granted, but your skin turns into an extremely corosive substance which melts all computers you touch.
I wish for sepheroths hair to be entirely cheeze.
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:03 am
Granted, but he goes bald due to eating his own head.
Sefirosu: Sorry then, I guess our opinions on that matter are different. I don't want to argue with you, it is open for interpretation, after all. I don't mind being corrected if there is something to back it up (very much unlike what I said earlier, sorry) . But please don't imply that I didn't actually pay attention to the details. I'll explain my own theory, if you'd like me to. Thank you~ sweatdrop
I wish that the golden chocobo had feathers that weighed as much as 6 pounds of lead. I mean per feather. It would be a TANK. =D
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:13 pm
Granted, but this tank-like chocobo can't even lift itself up to help you with anything, and eventually dies from lack of nutrients...Put the poor b*****d out of it's misery!
I wish Aeris and Sephiroth traded personalities...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:49 pm
Granted but Aeris uses the Lifestream to rip out everyone's souls, and cover the world in flowers that only she can enjoy.
I wish Reno and Rude had more plot development.
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:04 am
Granted, but most of it takes place in a bar, with Reno drinking himself away and Rude shaking his head disapprovingly and grunting.
I wish Shera was a playable character.
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:20 am
Granted. But when she joins the party to battle and Cid is in it... he leaves and goes off swearing at Cloud, and refuses to let you use the Highwind. #@$%!
I wish Scarlet would not dress like a whore.
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:14 am
Granted, but then she wouldn't have gotten to her position, and she's just a random person you see in the Shin-Ra building.
I wish Yuffie just didn't. XP
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:11 am
Granted, but then we find out that Yuffie actually has a long lost sister whether for bad or good... only the clerk who sold you the game knows. O_O
I wish that instead of Yuffie being a ninja, she had been a karate master.
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:54 pm
Granted, but she uses a type of karate where she smashes her head into stuff and she gets such a bad concussion that she goes brain-dead and turns into a vegetable and can't be removed from your party while a group of crazy chocobos randomly chews on her and sits on all of your other party members forcing you to finish the game using only Cait Sith.
I wish Sephiroth used two masamunes instead of just one and then Tifa saw him and started following him around like a fanatic fangirl who loves villains that dual-wield ridiculously long swords.
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:54 am
Granted, but the FFVII would only be about Tifa trying to stalk Sephiroth. The game would be 20 minutes in length with 18 minutes worth of cutscenes..... and 1 minute and 30 seconds worth of load times, thus coming out to 30 seconds of gameplay.
I wish that Cid didn't wear that stupid waistband.
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:44 pm
Granted, but without that, Cid is forced to hold his trousers up with the use of half a wad of gum and Cloud's supreme hair gel.
I wish that Cid had had a better voice actor.
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:41 am
Granted, but he's acted by....Arnold Schwarzenegger. And even worse, if he's fired...HE'LL BE BACK.
I wish there was a scene in Advent Children about 5-year-old Cloud's collection of sparkly monster stickers.
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:58 pm
Granted. But by the time you saw "Aww..." It then instant flashes to the Adult Cloud snickering in his room remembering how he beat a kid up for the "super ultra rare purple dragon summoned by Sephioth that won't occur for another 12 years"
I wish Barret didn't call Cloud bad names. Dx
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:13 am
Granted, but instead he constantly calls him "sweetums" which questions not only his sexuality, but everything else.
I wish they'd make an R rated version of the game so we could see what happens under the highwind and read Barret and Cid's censored lines.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:57 am
(laughs) I love this thread. ^^;
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Granted, but what appears on the game is a lot of blocky figures in weird positions. Was it worth it? Hmmm..... *shrug*
I wish that moogles could be in the party.
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