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 Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:19 pm
Yes
Can I have your brains when you die?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:29 pm
A biggrin epends on what you're goiing to do with them.
Q:How many ninjas while fighting robots does it take to skrew in a lightbulb.
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:36 pm
A: None, everyone knows ninjas use Cingular. They'll just call an electricitan to do it and then go off and throw stars at the robots.
Q: How much candy do the astronauts give to poor alien children every year?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:46 pm
A: All of them, the alien children looked a tad skinny.
Q: Why was a spoon named as such?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:29 pm
Screaming Tangerine because that guy has braces.... Why is my friend going to kill me when she finds me after i (snowball) danced with this guy? Nooo. I don't have braces. O: A: Because of the children of the corn. Q: All right, loves. What's a simple home remedy I can mix up that'll cure a dry-feeling throat?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:32 pm
A:
"The Origins of the Spoon"
by AlexofSyrr
In the early 900s, all people had to eat with were chopsticks, knives, and sporks. Now nobody liked the Chinese(they were so racist back then) so chopsticks were out. It was the dark ages in Europe and everyone was a viking, barbarian, or goth. Because people were all so savage and evil back then knives were dangerous and few people wanted to take chances and eat with them. Sporks weren't bad, but clever thugs could kill you with the sharp points on those things too not to mention soup and stuff would dribble off the end.
Then an amazing inventor name Leonardo DaVinci created a spork without the little prong things using a special technique he called "The DaVinci code" (how egotistical!). Everyone loved the new invention. It was like a spork and it was so popular it spread from village to village like a typhoon.
So then a barbarian named Sven thought "Spork? Typhoon? Lets call it a spoon!" Everyone including Leonardo Davinci agreed. From then on they all ate soup without dribbling and free from fear of being murdered. After that they went off and destroyed China. The spoon enriched their lives forever and gained a place in world history.
Q: Why did I waste so much time making that crap up?
THE END.
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:40 pm
I don't know
Is there any question in the world that has no true answer?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:52 pm
A: 42
Q: What has 4 legs and bleeds
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:45 pm
A: I forgot
Q: Why does my hand hurt?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:08 pm
A: you were kissing it to much
Q:why do people lie for fun ?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:17 pm
A. Because their socks tell them to.
Q. Why does Hentai=boing?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:41 pm
A. Because it was made for the desperate making you not desperate
Q. Is there a cure for cancer?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:44 pm
A: Yes, and it can only be found in the rainforest.
Q: Why do numb body parts hurt?
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:49 pm
A: Because of ghosties trying to inhabit your leg.
Q: What happens when you put a CD in a microwave?
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