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 Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:48 am
SorceressJacklyn Snuff that Muffin SorceressJacklyn @Snuff: I would but I don't crave pickles. I'm craving a lot of sweet things. Like WAY more than usual. @Wis: *is sick on you again* Don't rub the belly. The baby's pissed off at me right now. babies are scary crying How are they scary? They only keep you up all night long, can't tell you what's wrong, s**t their brains out, puke on you instead of burping, etc... that's just annoying... I swear, the human baby is the most useless thing on the planet...germs are more self reliant. but what scares me is the thought of another person growing inside you gonk it's like all....bwa!
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:49 am
That sounds good! I have to finish her though. Ron is helping tonight I think.
I need to get her to the floating gardens at some point to meet up with Ron's guy.
hee hee, we have funny plotting planned if it is approved.
Babies are wonderful.
Mine is two and a half.
::whispers:: I am an old woman. ....CREEEEEEEPEEERRRRR lol
Gah, be back shortly.
Must go release a raccoon that I trapped.
Woot for living in the country above a stable.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:50 am
Snuff that Muffin SorceressJacklyn Snuff that Muffin SorceressJacklyn @Snuff: I would but I don't crave pickles. I'm craving a lot of sweet things. Like WAY more than usual. @Wis: *is sick on you again* Don't rub the belly. The baby's pissed off at me right now. babies are scary crying How are they scary? They only keep you up all night long, can't tell you what's wrong, s**t their brains out, puke on you instead of burping, etc... that's just annoying... I swear, the human baby is the most useless thing on the planet...germs are more self reliant. but what scares me is the thought of another person growing inside you gonk it's like all....bwa! Well, they are parasitic for the first nine months. Then after that, it becomes a willingness to feed the parasite. As for the growing part, I think it'd be interesting to see my body blow up like a balloon the closer I get to my delivery date.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:54 am
aww shootI was hoping you'd be younger...
sigh...though i doubt we'd someone younger than me, lol
@Jackie
Ya, it just seems frustrating...I'd have no issue burning off the baby weight, but the baby itself would drive me mad, lol
I've baby-sat younger ones and my god, my maternal instincts are rubbish, lol
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:04 pm
Snuff that Muffin aww shootI was hoping you'd be younger... sigh...though i doubt we'd someone younger than me, lol @Jackie Ya, it just seems frustrating...I'd have no issue burning off the baby weight, but the baby itself would drive me mad, lol I've baby-sat younger ones and my god, my maternal instincts are rubbish, lol You're still pretty young. I know my body is but my mind is a bit older. I've already raised a few of my nieces and nephews so I know the motions...
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:05 pm
FullbusterOrleans If I happen to win against balthazar, since he is a novice does that mean I'll be Adept? nope
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:13 pm
SorceressJacklyn Snuff that Muffin aww shootI was hoping you'd be younger... sigh...though i doubt we'd someone younger than me, lol @Jackie Ya, it just seems frustrating...I'd have no issue burning off the baby weight, but the baby itself would drive me mad, lol I've baby-sat younger ones and my god, my maternal instincts are rubbish, lol You're still pretty young. I know my body is but my mind is a bit older. I've already raised a few of my nieces and nephews so I know the motions... still...it'd help with watching kids, lol
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:13 pm
Snuff that Muffin SorceressJacklyn Snuff that Muffin aww shootI was hoping you'd be younger... sigh...though i doubt we'd someone younger than me, lol @Jackie Ya, it just seems frustrating...I'd have no issue burning off the baby weight, but the baby itself would drive me mad, lol I've baby-sat younger ones and my god, my maternal instincts are rubbish, lol You're still pretty young. I know my body is but my mind is a bit older. I've already raised a few of my nieces and nephews so I know the motions... still...it'd help with watching kids, lol It would...
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:14 pm
Army of chipmunks? Awesomesauce rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:34 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:42 pm
no...jackie is...like for reals though
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:42 pm
Oh I am old.
Despite what you see of me here so far, I can be remarkably mature.
Though playing with a two year old all day helps to keep my inner child alive and well.
And don't worry, when I was younger I NEVER thought that I would have a baby.
Dirty, little life sucking parasites, I'm sure that I said that verbatim more than once.
But one day I just sort of woke up and was like, I want a baby.
I was ready.
Granted the father that I chose was sub-par but the little one is just like me, hence total perfection!
And I'm still shiite with other peoples kids and can't stand them, but I'm an awesome mommy.
And that's the only one that I have to be good with so it all works out.
Oh yes, and I'm 28.
Told you, ancient, shrivled old hag.
And yes, I am awesomesauce, with the cinnamon.
That is the best kind.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:44 pm
A girl walked up to me randomly once and said, "You got me pregnant."
It took me forever to realize that she was joking and didn't think that I had impregnated her. whee
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:45 pm
Garden of Wisteria Oh I am old.
Despite what you see of me here so far, I can be remarkably mature.
Though playing with a two year old all day helps to keep my inner child alive and well.
And don't worry, when I was younger I NEVER thought that I would have a baby.
Dirty, little life sucking parasites, I'm sure that I said that verbatim more than once.
But one day I just sort of woke up and was like, I want a baby.
I was ready.
Granted the father that I chose was sub-par but the little one is just like me, hence total perfection!
And I'm still shiite with other peoples kids and can't stand them, but I'm an awesome mommy.
And that's the only one that I have to be good with so it all works out.
Oh yes, and I'm 28.
Told you, ancient, shrivled old hag.
And yes, I am awesomesauce, with the cinnamon.
That is the best kind. oh, you're not that much older...only like...12 years xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:51 pm
I think you might be the oldest member of the guild <.<
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