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Tex walked towards the direction of the Tea Party that the Mad Hatter was having. He swatted a tea cup out of the air and made a quick bow. "We're late for tea. I know. Cheshire was with us for a moment but you know how he's here one minute, gone the next." He smiled lightly at Melody as the Mad Hatter began walking across the table towards them and dropped off the edge of the table.
"If it isnt Texerplex. Who are these lovely guests?" The Mad Hatter replied getting an annoyed glance from Tex. "Texerplex isn't your name is it? Ooh... Cheshire's back? Not a good thing. The Red Queen is asking for him this time around."
"No. It's just Tex. These are Melody, Mabel, Toby and James," Tex responded as he kept an annoyed gaze and motioned towards each individual person as he listed them off. "Looking for Cheshire? Why is that?"
"Something about skipping his day or something like that for about the hundredth time. It's a pleasure to meet you ladies and gentlemen. Texten, why didn't you bring them sooner? You know our tea parties start at half past flubberflabben," Mad Hatter laughed as he gave a quick bow after removing his hat.
"It's Tex and because I've only just met them," Tex growled as his eye twitched slightly.

"Okay. Um... Do you want me to answer that?" Cheshire replied as he glanced across the bridge and vanished from Phancy's shoulder only to appear on the bridge in front of her a bit shiftier than would be usual for the Cheshire Cat.

"Tea parties aren't my thing. Unless there's something else here other than tea and parties?" The statement was more to himself than anyone else, but the question was aimed at Tex and Mad Hatter.

Toby sat down on a chair opposite Tex and stared into the tea cup. He then began to sniff the air, all the strange scents that were everywhere, even the tea smelt slightly different. Then he looked up and down the table and saw a rabbit. He stared at it.

((I am finally NOT sick! :3 *does the not-sick dance*))

((Yay! He's better! Add any character you want from the book/movies. I don't really care and I can't remember all the characters from the books. ~xD))

"Ew... You just didn't call me Mr. Hunky Gentleman," Tex muttered as he placed a hand over his mouth as if to hold back a gagging motion. "Never call me that again... I just followed proper etiquette on always sliding the woman's chair out before seating yourself. Then again, most men nowadays don't know proper etiquette and make the women seat themselves, don't open doors for them, blegh." The Mad Hatter raised an eyebrow at Tex's comments only to shrug it off and smile at the two ladies.
"It's called Hare-Bear Tea," Mad Hatter replied.
"Toby, animals here can talk and act like human beings. It's not strange to see a rabbit having tea. In fact he threw a tea cup at me when we first arrived here," Tex sighed lightly before taking another sip of tea and placing the cup back down on the table. The rabbit seemed to twitch as he glanced in the direction that Tex kept his gaze towards.


"Well there is Mock Turtle. He sometimes hovers around here. Then there are the flamingos and dodos," Cheshire responded softly as he leaned over the edge of the bridge. "Yo-de-lay-hi-hoo?"
"Yo-de-lay-he-haw," replied a dodo peaking around a pillar-like thing just below the bridge.
"He said the Mock Turtle is coming," Cheshire smiled glancing up at Phancy.

((There are actually two books. One is when she is little and the second is her second visit to Underland which it'll explain why it was called Wonderland instead of Underland. READ THEM! Sheesh. I feel like Faery Goddess and I are the only ones who actually like Alice in Wonderland - Underland...))

"Then why are you staring, dear Toby? Is it the strange, well, everything?" Tex asked with a small smile.

"Of course I would stand up and slide your chairs back out and then back under the table. I do not make childish faces. I just show my feelings... For the most part," Tex muttered as he went to grab a piece of what looked to be cake only to snatch his hand back as a spear hit right where his arm would've been. "This is lovely... The cards are here..."
A group of playing cards alongside a man with a heart-shaped eyepatch surrounded the table. "We are searching for the Cheshire Cat. Have any of you seen him?" the man asked as he placed a poster of Cheshire's cat and human form onto the table in front of Melody and Mabel.
"Nope," Tex answered in unison with the Mad Hatter as the rabbit tossed a tea cup at the cards shouting, "You're late for tea!"


"You'll have to find out," Cheshire smiled lightly as he pointed slightly down the river where the Mock Turtle was riding an umbrella towards them while a dodo bird was moving it towards the bridge with a cane.

((You've gotta read it!))

Melody jumped and almost screamed when the spear landed in the table. She craned her head around to see what he was talking about. Cards? Like the one from the stories? But weren't they supposed to be nice...? When the picture was placed down in front of her she forced a smile. "Oh, what a cute kitty! Is the kitty yours?" Her smile lightened, but was at least more genuine now. She giggled at Mabel, who said pretty much what she said, except for making a remark about how sexy his human form was.

Phancy nodded as she turned her gaze to where Cheshie was pointing. Down the river was a big blob.... When it got closer she realized it was a turtle using an umbrella as a boat. "Whoa! Would it work if I were to do that?!" She inched closer to Cheshire as she eyed the Mock Turtle and the dodo bird. "Hello, Mr. Mock Turtle!" She raised a hand and waved. She sure felt like a little kid right now, so exciting!

"Not the brightest idea, James. Put it down," Tex hissed as several of the cards placed a poster in front of the rest of the group.
"No, but he belongs to Her Majesty, The Red Queen. As does Texenius," the general of the cards answered glancing at Tex who just gave a small wave.
" She actually decided, alongside The White Queen, that I'm a neutral force considering I don't like either queen," Tex replied shifting his gaze back to James and shaking his head. "No idea who the guy holding the spear is. He said his name is James."

Cheshire nodded slightly as he jumped off the bridge and landed in the umbrella. "Come now, Phancy. The cards are coming and I'd rather them not see you and consider you as someone who dislikes the Red Queen."