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 Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:50 pm
Sure they understand you now, but your funeral's in 7 days. The first sentence in your eulogy will say "What was his name?
I wish I hade more gaia friends. xd
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:50 pm
Granted, Veggie Tales is now your friend. She however, isn't actually a she, she is a man, a 67 year old man that gets no sexual attention. You and Veggie tales become close friends, you give eachother phone numbers and addresses, he eventually decided to drive to your house at the exact time your parents are gone. Veggie Tales kills you and then decided to have some necrophyliac action. ( Veggie tales if you read this, your true identity is out.)
I wish I was Hue Heffner
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:45 pm
Granted. But the happiness you thought you would have being surrounded by many hot, naked blond chicks actually starts to tear down on your systems and they end up eating you alive like the monsters they were meant to be. You may be dead and devoured, but hey, you're a damn rich dead and devoured, dirty, old man.
I wish for magical powers. woo.
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:38 pm
Granted, You now get to choose from two powers, you can either a.) bore anyone to tears instantly, or b.) stop any guy that sleeps with you from having an orgasm. So which do you choose...(not like you won't be a virgin...)
I wish for someone to give my a horoscope (my sign is gemini.)
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:21 am
Granted.
You will be dead within a week.
Now for mine:
You will be involved in a fatal car crash killing a Gemini.
I wish for the Earth to have low gravity.
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:34 am
Granted, the earth now has lower gravity, but space now has a higher gravity level that forces us to be pushed down. All that are on earth have been sent up out of the atmosphere but get compressed into nothingness as soon as the hit the endosphere. Oh s**t I'm flying up too! help help oh G-
I wish for a bag of magical hacksaws.
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:35 pm
Granted, but one of their magical tricks is to kill all your loved ones. Out of fear of losing people you love you force yourself to be void of emotions, using meds like zoloft. Not being able to stand the life you put yourself into, you use one of your magical hacksaw to kill yourself.
I wish for a huge barrel of radioactive waste.
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:53 pm
Granted, you get your barrel, but one day you hop out of the shower because you get soap on your eyes because a razor burn threw your hand off baance. While reaching for the soothing aloe vera cream that you are confident enough in your masculinity to keep in your bathroom anyway, you dip your hand in the radioactive waste and quickly rub it on your face. The pain from the burn is gone, but one you finally open your eyes you see a huge boil on your face. Soon the boil begins to affect your mind and infest your soul, you are now a slave to it's whim.
I wish for entertainment.
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:05 pm
Granted. But sadly, Britney Spears' new music video is considered entertainment. ... don't ask me why ...
I wish I had a totem pole.
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:15 pm
Granted, you now have a totem pole. But unfortunately, you got this from the ancient indian burial ground of watches yoo pee (obvious family guy reference). Now his evil spirit somes back and does exactly what his name suggests, watches you pee.
I wish for more to reply to this thread.
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:12 pm
granted- EVERYONE after this post only says ' Bump' so the topic is then deleted
I wish I had teleportation powers
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:57 pm
Bump
(just kidding)
Granted, you can now teleport to two locations, the first one, is a port-a-potty located next to pablos mexican cantina, and the basement of Michael Jackson. You can choose, the port-a-potty that probably has that new super-staff infection infested all over it, or the basement that is owned by Michael Jackson, and I really don't wanna go there.
I wish for an eyepatch.
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:51 pm
Granted. But the eye-patch brakes and scars you really bad.
I wish my girlfriend weren't pregnant.
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:24 pm
Granted, she is now getting an abortion. But when you do this a whole bunch of priests and nuns find out and decide to come after you with rulers and holy water. The pummel you Jesus style and you and your girlfriend lay in a heap side b side as they burn your body and put your ashes into a jar.
I wish for AIWS (look it up if you don't know what it is.)
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:58 pm
Granted. But all of the hallucinations and migraines drive you past the insanity of just the syndrome itself. You go mad like a hatter and suffocate yourself with damp pillows. ... but hey, AIWS is really cool.
I wish for distilled water.
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