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 Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:19 pm
*takes the paper excitedly*
Wow! The Wasp's autograph! Whod've thunk it? I remember how I created you and everything! It was back in '63, right, and I was railing Kirby's wife. Suddenly, she turns to me and says "Stan, base a superhero off of me." So after we finish up, I get to work. Y'see, I set it up so she's dating this insecure poindexter who she's way to good for, (that's Kirby) all the while she has her sights set on the much better-looking, smarter and more resourceful Tony Stark! (who I, of course, patterned after myself) And I had Kirby draw the whole thing! It was perfect! I was gonna right a story where Pym catches Jan in bed with Stark, but that damned comics code...
Err.... What I meant to say was, thanks for the autograph, pretty lady! My uncle Stan oughta be real excited!
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:41 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:26 pm
*drops in through the skylight and sits in the rafters.. watching*
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:38 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:44 pm
well well, what have we got here?
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:46 pm
Stupid fake beard...how does this Moore guy stand it?
*grabs a beer from the bar*
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:52 pm
*drops down onto the bar with a THUD*
Hey now, it's pretty rude not to offer the sexy lady a drink
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:53 pm
*spins around*
eek
Er...Felicia...hi. Not sure that's a good idea...
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:54 pm
*takes a seat on the bartop,*
tsk tsk.. it's always a good idea
wink
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:58 pm
Well...I don't think so. My girlfriend my not like me buying a drink for a woman that I..uh..a..thing with... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:01 pm
a "thing"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? How crass.
*leans in very closely*
Well, what she doesn't know won't hurt her.
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:03 pm
Oh she'll know...she's a teleporter. Either she'll see it. I'm playing it safe.
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:06 pm
*idly picks at her fingernails*
It's a pity that you've been declawed. You used to be quite fun... and flexible
wink
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:08 pm
redface
I haven't been declawed! Whatever that means...I'm still fun!
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:11 pm
*looks Chris over carefully*
You don't look all that fun. That's what the old "ball and chain" can do to a man. It's always sad to see though.
*pats Chris on the shoulder in a patronizing way*
Sorry to see it happened to you.
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