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I dunno why you just didn't sing It's Raining Men.

*cranks up the music*

She was a-seaside sittin'
Just a-smokin' and a-drinkin' on ringside
On top of the world, oh yeah
She had her drink in her hand
She had her toes in the sand and whoa! Ha, ha
What a beautiful girl, ah yeah
What a sweet talkin' honey with a little bit o' money
She turn your head around
Creature from the sea with the looks to me
Like she like to fool around

What a snappy little mammy gonna keep a pappy happy
And accompany me, to the ends of the earth, ah yeah
Ah, that's why I said

Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
All I need is a beautiful girl
Ah yeah, beautiful girls

Woo, come here, honey. Come here, come here, come here

Well, I'm a bum in the sun and I'm havin' fun
And I know you know I got no special plans
All the bills are paid, I got it made in the shade
N' all I nee-nee-need is the woman, ha-ha-ha
What a sweet talkin' honey with a little bit o' money
She turn your head around
A creature from the sea with the looks to me
Like she like to fool around

Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
All I need is a beautiful girl
Ah yeah, beautiful girl

Oh, come this way, babe

Sit down right here
Ooh la la!
Think I got it now

Now I'm a-seaside sittin'
Just a-smokin' and a-drinkin', I'm ringside
On top of the world
I got a drink in my hand, I got my toes in the sand
All I need, is a beautiful girl
Oh yeah!

Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
All I need is a beautiful girl
Ah yeah! Beautiful girls

Whoa! I ain't lyin' to ya
Nothin' else I need

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Sit yourself on down
Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Ow!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Ow!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Woo! Come here, baby. Come here. Woo!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
What's your name, honey? What's your--hey! Hey, where ya goin'?

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Hey! Hey, hey! Wait a minute, wait a min... Oh!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
I love 'em! I need 'em!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Can't do without 'em, no!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Ah yeah, beautiful girls

*Sips another beer and claps for Chris.*

It worked! Sort of.

If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and smack the guy.

*bows*

I've got no gripe with heels, except when they break. Irritating that is.

*sniffs*

Nazis...I hate those guys...

hiding weapons in my high heels..

:Snow ponders this:

I'd love to stay and talk about fashion and the deadly arts a lil' bit more but I'd best head on back home for the night. I'll see y'all later!