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 Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:10 pm
elvisnake Johnny Malone *Walks in waving some papers around in his right hand while holding shirts in his left* Programs! Get your programs! And don't forget your commemerative t-shirts! For only $30 you can let everyone know your saw the historic Cale Darksun and Celestia Whitesword duel! ((Huzzah Capitalism!)) *Buys T-shirt, promptly sells it on eBay, and uses the proceeds to buy a palatial victorian mansion* Huzzah Capitalism! Hmmm... *Drops programs he's selling and starts to read through them. Finds one that misprints Cale's name as Skywalker. Sells it on ebay. Takes money from transaction to buy stock in some unknown company selling a relatively useless product. Convinces populace that said product is the greatest things since sliced bread. Makes billions before selling all of his stock, buys Canada* Huzzah capitalism and the Majestic Moose!
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:10 pm
stellarmagic *Stellar shakes his head. I wonder if CW has steel toed boots... (Come on Cale I had to use that classic line from the mouth of James Hook!) (( Full templar armour, as beffiting a knight maiden ))
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:11 pm
Celestia Whitesword Cale Darksun Celestia Whitesword *feels the pull, and yanks, putting force into it. Training with heavier swords as a knight maiden had paid off* Fool! I am a knight maiden. You will have to do much better than that! *her grip on the handle tightened, and she wiggled the weapon, giving a yank, all the while keeping an eye on his weapon* Oh really? *Stamps his heel down on Celestia's leading Foot* Fool. It's time you were put in your place. *she then used her free arm to grip Cale's weapon arm, her nigh vice-like grip tightening on the man's arm, ignoring his foot on her's* I have Love, Honour and Justice on my side. I cannot lose. *Smirks like a fiend* Lovers lose, Honor's a myth, and theres no Justice anywhere. On another note, You just turned this fight into something I can win. *Steps deep into her zone and smashes his forehead into hers in a savage head butt*
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:12 pm
*Stellar winces in anticipation, CW has a perfect shot...
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:13 pm
Celestia Whitesword stellarmagic *Stellar shakes his head. I wonder if CW has steel toed boots... (Come on Cale I had to use that classic line from the mouth of James Hook!) (( Full templar armour, as beffiting a knight maiden )) ((What the ********? Armor? Boy, you dont plan on cheating. But if thats the way you want to play, then fine. I can play that game too.))
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:14 pm
*he scores one up for both cale and Celestia*
SORE BOARD:
Cale: II
Celestia: I
*eats some popcorn*
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:15 pm
stellarmagic *Stellar winces in anticipation, CW has a perfect shot... ((At what? I'm too close in for her to stab me with a sword, the only way you can inflict damage with a Rapier.))
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:17 pm
Xaron the destroyer *he scores one up for both cale and Celestia* SORE BOARD: Cale: II Celestia: I *eats some popcorn* You dont even knwo what the hell you're scoring!
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:17 pm
Fool! It's time to end this!
You will now recieve a long overdue lesson in humility!
*she frowns as Cale's head hits her chest with a mild stumble backwards.*
(( I'm 6'2", shorty ))
*she then leans forward, driving her knee into Cale's groin, a variant of the dreaded PCNK!*
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:18 pm
*Sits down and watchs fight*
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:19 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:20 pm
Cale Darksun Xaron the destroyer *he scores one up for both cale and Celestia* SORE BOARD: Cale: II Celestia: I *eats some popcorn* You dont even knwo what the hell you're scoring! (( it's a joke...jeez)) *tosses the scoreboard away and continues watching and eating his popcorn*
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:20 pm
*Nods* That's gotta hurt with that armor she has.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:22 pm
Celestia Whitesword Fool! It's time to end this! You will now recieve a long overdue lesson in humility! *she frowns as Cale's head hits her chest with a mild stumble backwards.* (( I'm 6'2", shorty )) *she then leans forward, driving her knee into Cale's groin, a variant of the dreaded PCNK!* ((Oh for the love of crap, we're going by that now?! Fine. Fine. Assume I'm shorter than you in real life. I can still win this.)) *Her knee strikes against Cale's protective crotchplate. Cale smirks.* You must think I'm pretty damn stupid to not have figured you'd go there. Hell, you threaten to do it to me every other damn day. But I don't come to play, I come to win. *Snatches a thrusting Dagger from his vest and plunges it into the armpit joint of her sword arm*
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:24 pm
((Cale no matter how big the cup thats GOT to hurt))
Ouch! First blood.
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