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Total-Bishie

PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:28 pm


Granted, but instead it has these huge scientific words that not even Hojo could understand, so you can't read it. To make it worse, the whole guide is in huge scientific POLISH words.

I wish Cloud was a trapeze artist.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:53 am


Granted, but then he would die from a brain anurism due to falling too many times on his head before the tender age of fourteen.


I wish that when Meteor was summoned that it was less affected by the Lifestream that Aeris had summoned, seeing as it was hardly helpful in the first place.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:33 pm


Granted, but Aeris summoned HOLY, not Lifestream. xd When it was less affected, Gaia caught on fire from Meteor and the only one left living was Nanaki.

I wish Jenova ate Aeris' soul.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:07 pm


Granted, but it tasted too pure for her, so she spit it out and began consuming other souls instead, like the late Shinra president's and more, until she ate so many souls that she was full to the bursting point, in which Cloud did the honor of "releasing" her by touching the underside of her belly with the tip of his sword, causing a massive explosion of Jenova guts everywhere, which in turn was so toxic by corrupted souls that it melted the planet with the lifestream along with it...

I wish Nazi's ruled the FF7 world...

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:41 pm


Granted, but they kill everyone of the Jenova's Witness faith, and also the world's mogs.

I with a statue of scary, creepy Hojo would be erected in Los Angeles. xD
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:01 pm


Granted, but then that would mean Shinra exists and California would be destroyed and replaced by Midgar and energy crises would suck the life from the planet and a gravity-defying haired man with identity issues and acute schizophrenia would stick to the man and there'd be a talking feline with a petrified father and you're thinking, "Why can't I just use Soft on this guy.." and there'd be a long haired homicidal maniac bent on riding the planet through the universe like a Buick and his mother would look like a Play-Dough smash-up some 4 year old made...........It's happening everywhere. You've seen the news.

I wish that when Vincent shot someone, it would be a headshot.

Serpentine Fire


Total-Bishie

PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:09 pm


Granted, but then he'd see a lot of heads explode and he'd get hemophobia, and be all like "Zomgz, blood! EWWWW! I'ma not feeling so good here...." and then he'd faint. So you'd automatically get a game over whenever Vinny took a shot. Awwn, he needs a hug....from Cid.....naked!

I wish I had a pet Nanaki.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:04 am


Granted, but he eat you whole

I wish Knight of the Round deals 1 damage per knight

Emperor Zorc


Ikari no Sefirosu

PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:16 pm


Total-Bishie
Granted, but Aeris summoned HOLY, not Lifestream. xd When it was less affected, Gaia caught on fire from Meteor and the only one left living was Nanaki.

I wish Jenova ate Aeris' soul.


....I have no idea how much you paid attention to FFVII or not.. but Holy - in Final Fantasy VII - was not just some spell like you can get in most of the others. Holy summoned something; the white materia summons "Holy", that being something greater than the collective powers of all things, and life, on that Planet. ... The only thing you could even amount that to, aside from extreme magic, is the Lifestream. If you pay any attention to the cinematic scenes in the game, you might realize that what Holy does is summon a large amount of Lifestream from the Planet which is then used to wash it all clean.... more or less.

As for what I was saying... The entire goal of using the black materia was to create a wound on the Planet big enough to summon amounts of Lifestream like that, hence why it mostly failed and basically fueled Meteor instead of destroying it, like I said. stare

But that's still nice enough. Besides.. if it did happen that way.... the Planet would be perfect for interstellar travel like was intended...
PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:48 am


Emperor Zorc
Granted, but he eat you whole

I wish Knight of the Round deals 1 damage per knight


Granted, but the enemy would laugh at you for usng such a wimpy summon.

I wish there were more colors for chocobos.

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Komikitty

PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:59 am


Granted but due to interbreeding all chocobos end up being rainbow colored so no one can tell which chocobo does what.

I wish Hojo had experimented on himself instead of Sephiroth.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:02 pm


Granted, but he dies a deadly death from deadly deadatitus (a rare form of toxic death syndrome)...And Sephiroth is born to a normal life, only to be killed by deadly deadatitus as well (a much more deadlified dose of death occuring in his cranial death region, where the death nerves reside in the brain...death...)

I wish that FF7 had FF8 graphics with a FF9 4 player fighting system with FFX voice acting and FF11 online features with a RTB system from FFXII in there...Oh, and that blond chick from FFXIII (Cloud's twin sister?) is in the story as well...

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Serpentine Fire

PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:33 pm


Granted, but it would be just like Crysis: nothing could run it.


I wish that Gold Saucer was attacked by Ruby Weapon.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:51 am


Granted, now the place is in ruble

I wish that I know what to wish

Emperor Zorc


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:33 pm


Granted, but from now on, that is the only thing you wish for.

I wish to have an avi like Tifa's. biggrin
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