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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:17 am

Aeris: Hey tifa.
Tifa: Yeah?
Aeris: You got bigger boobs then me.
Tifa: Implants...
Aeris: eek

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:30 am

Yokito230

Aeris: Hey tifa.
Tifa: Yeah?
Aeris: You got bigger boobs then me.
Tifa: Implants...
Aeris: eek

Cloud:SAY WHAT???ive been squezing IMPLANTS?

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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:31 am

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Cloud: *makes rude comment*

Tifa: Oh how sweet.

Cloud: *makes another rude comment*

Tifa: Oh my god Cloud I never knew you were this sensitive and sexy.

Cloud: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Tifa: Oh, I'll leave you alone. *jumps on top of Cloud*

Cloud: *walks out of an empty room with Aeris*

Tifa: HOW COULD YOU CLOUD?!

Cloud: it was easy...

Aeris: wait a moment, Cloud did you sleep with Tifa too?

Tifa: Yeah he did.

Cloud: great a cat fight

Tifa: Hey Aeris wanna rip cloud apart piece by piece

Aeris: ok

Cloud: HOLY S*** *runs*

Aeris: *summons KOTR and uses mimic 97 times*

Tifa: *does the same*

Cloud: AHHH MY HAIR IS ALL SCREWED UP!!! AND IM DEAD!!!

Me: so ladeis hows it going?

Red XVII:GOTH HAS DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: gonk s**t! *runs from Nanaki*

Me: GOTH HAS DRUGS!!!??? *pulls out a nuke bomb launcher*
*aims at Nanaki and blows him up*

Goth: Whew thanks buddy

Me: *pulls out a shotgun and kills Goth* *ransacks his body and gets all the drugs*

Me:MY DRUGS!!!!!!!!

Me: *shoots off Goth's head*

Link sad dont ask me how he got here he just did)*pulls out a bomb and lights some weed and runs off with seph

*BIG long beep*
My Arm:we are sorry this conations content not suitable for children under age of 18

Me: *takes off the beep*

*continues right after Link lighted the bomb*

Me: *lights the bomb in Link's hand*

*bomb goes off*

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHH

Link: *Didn't have time to escape and got shocked by a light*

Cloud: *kidnaps Tifa and leaves her in a locker, then he gets squashed by the roof, lots of blood spattering around*

Aeris: *casts shield* *the locker Tifa is in falls down on Aeris, people can see body parts rolling around*

Tifa: *Barret shoots at the locker Tifa is in to get it off Aeris, thus killing Tifa.*

Barret: (if youre wondring how he got here is because he was watching everything)
*Killed by a post that went right through him*

Red XIII: *burned real badly

Goth: *everyone's weapon went flying around and cut him into pieces* *then most of his body gets squshed by a the scenario, only his arm is left*

Me: *used the Exit magic*

Me:

Vincent: ninja ... mrgreen I guess I'm the only one who hasnt died!
Me: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

*not takeing my eyes off the carnage, slowly picks up his gun, shoots him once in the head and drops it on his chest*

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:37 am

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Aeris: Hey tifa.
Tifa: Yeah?
Aeris: You got bigger boobs then me.
Tifa: Implants...
Aeris: eek

Cloud:SAY WHAT???ive been squezing IMPLANTS?

Cloud: *walks in with breast implants* 4laugh Hey Guys I eek ........*Tifa and Aeris stare at him as he slowly backs out the room*

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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:41 am

Cloud: I like my hair.
Aeris: Want a flower?
Tifa: Got milk?
Berret: I'm gay.
Redx: -Humps clouds leg-
Vincent: -Is hanging in a corn field- Damn crows.
Cid: Fire crackers!!
Cait Sith: Come on 7's!
Yuffie: Ohhh, am I suppost to say anything?

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:43 am

Dueoh H.

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Aeris: Hey tifa.
Tifa: Yeah?
Aeris: You got bigger boobs then me.
Tifa: Implants...
Aeris: eek

Cloud:SAY WHAT???ive been squezing IMPLANTS?

Cloud: *walks in with breast implants* 4laugh Hey Guys I eek ........*Tifa and Aeris stare at him as he slowly backs out the room*

Barret:*grabs him*hey sexy.wanna go to someplace private?

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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:46 am

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Aeris: Hey tifa.
Tifa: Yeah?
Aeris: You got bigger boobs then me.
Tifa: Implants...
Aeris: eek

Cloud:SAY WHAT???ive been squezing IMPLANTS?

Cloud: *walks in with breast implants* 4laugh Hey Guys I eek ........*Tifa and Aeris stare at him as he slowly backs out the room*

Barret:*grabs him*hey sexy.wanna go to someplace private?

Redx: -Humps berrets leg- "How about right here."

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:48 am

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Aeris: Hey tifa.
Tifa: Yeah?
Aeris: You got bigger boobs then me.
Tifa: Implants...
Aeris: eek

Cloud:SAY WHAT???ive been squezing IMPLANTS?

Cloud: *walks in with breast implants* 4laugh Hey Guys I eek ........*Tifa and Aeris stare at him as he slowly backs out the room*

Barret:*grabs him*hey sexy.wanna go to someplace private?

Redx: -Humps berrets leg- "How about right here."

Cid:GET BACK HERE BIATCH

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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:57 am

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Aeris: Hey tifa.
Tifa: Yeah?
Aeris: You got bigger boobs then me.
Tifa: Implants...
Aeris: eek

Cloud:SAY WHAT???ive been squezing IMPLANTS?

Cloud: *walks in with breast implants* 4laugh Hey Guys I eek ........*Tifa and Aeris stare at him as he slowly backs out the room*

Barret:*grabs him*hey sexy.wanna go to someplace private?

Redx: -Humps berrets leg- "How about right here."

Cid:GET BACK HERE BIATCH

Vincent: Wait for me. I can wrap us up in my cape!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:03 am

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Aeris: Hey tifa.
Tifa: Yeah?
Aeris: You got bigger boobs then me.
Tifa: Implants...
Aeris: eek

Cloud:SAY WHAT???ive been squezing IMPLANTS?

Cloud: *walks in with breast implants* 4laugh Hey Guys I eek ........*Tifa and Aeris stare at him as he slowly backs out the room*

Barret:*grabs him*hey sexy.wanna go to someplace private?

Redx: -Humps berrets leg- "How about right here."

Cid:GET BACK HERE BIATCH

Vincent: Wait for me. I can wrap us up in my cape!!!

Me:*gives evryone an egg looking thing then runs 10 miles away*THREE!!!!!!*superhuge explosion*

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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:10 am

Dueoh H.

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Aeris: Hey tifa.
Tifa: Yeah?
Aeris: You got bigger boobs then me.
Tifa: Implants...
Aeris: eek

Cloud:SAY WHAT???ive been squezing IMPLANTS?

Cloud: *walks in with breast implants* 4laugh Hey Guys I eek ........*Tifa and Aeris stare at him as he slowly backs out the room*

Vincent: Dueoh's back!!

Aeris: really?! OMG DUEOH!! *glomps and rapes*

CLoud: WAIT... I hate you Dueoh!! crying *walks off crying*

Yuffie: Hey Aeris can I help?

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:12 am

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Aeris: Hey tifa.
Tifa: Yeah?
Aeris: You got bigger boobs then me.
Tifa: Implants...
Aeris: eek

Cloud:SAY WHAT???ive been squezing IMPLANTS?

Cloud: *walks in with breast implants* 4laugh Hey Guys I eek ........*Tifa and Aeris stare at him as he slowly backs out the room*

Barret:*grabs him*hey sexy.wanna go to someplace private?

Redx: -Humps berrets leg- "How about right here."

Cid:GET BACK HERE BIATCH

Vincent: Wait for me. I can wrap us up in my cape!!!

Cait Sith: Me too! biggrin Oh PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA...?

~*BANG*~

Vincent: ninja

*hours later many naughty sexuals noises are heard in Vincent's cape*

Cloud: Oh Barret! Oh BaRrET! OH BARRET!!!!

Barret: YES! YES! YES! YES!

Vincent: Ow! I just felt something hot go up my a**!

Cid: ninja

Vincent:What did you do, Cid???

Cid:
I crammed my cigarrette up your a**...

Vincent:What?!?!?! scream

Cid: Vincent, you're scaring me! crying

Vincent: awwwwwww, that's ok. I'll forget it ever happened.

*naughty noises return*

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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:13 am

eek ;;

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:15 am

s0ul caper~

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Aeris: Hey tifa.
Tifa: Yeah?
Aeris: You got bigger boobs then me.
Tifa: Implants...
Aeris: eek

Cloud:SAY WHAT???ive been squezing IMPLANTS?

Cloud: *walks in with breast implants* 4laugh Hey Guys I eek ........*Tifa and Aeris stare at him as he slowly backs out the room*

Barret:*grabs him*hey sexy.wanna go to someplace private?

Redx: -Humps berrets leg- "How about right here."

Cid:GET BACK HERE BIATCH

Vincent: Wait for me. I can wrap us up in my cape!!!

Cid: Me too! biggrin

*hours later many naughty sexuals noises are heard in Vincent's cape*

Cloud: Oh Barret! Oh BaRrET! OH BARRET!!!!

Barret: YES! YES! YES! YES!

Vincent: Ow! I just felt something hot go up my a**!

Cid: ninja

Vincent:What did you do, Cid???

Cid:
I crammed my cigarrette up your a**...

Vincent:What?!?!?! scream

Cid: Vincent, you're scaring me! crying

Vincent: awwwwwww, that's ok. I'll forget it ever happened.

*naughty noises return*

*cough* perv*cough* *cough*

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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:21 am

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s0ul caper~

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Aeris: Hey tifa.
Tifa: Yeah?
Aeris: You got bigger boobs then me.
Tifa: Implants...
Aeris: eek

Cloud:SAY WHAT???ive been squezing IMPLANTS?

Cloud: *walks in with breast implants* 4laugh Hey Guys I eek ........*Tifa and Aeris stare at him as he slowly backs out the room*

Barret:*grabs him*hey sexy.wanna go to someplace private?

Redx: -Humps berrets leg- "How about right here."

Cid:GET BACK HERE BIATCH

Vincent: Wait for me. I can wrap us up in my cape!!!

Cid: Me too! biggrin

*hours later many naughty sexuals noises are heard in Vincent's cape*

Cloud: Oh Barret! Oh BaRrET! OH BARRET!!!!

Barret: YES! YES! YES! YES!

Vincent: Ow! I just felt something hot go up my a**!

Cid: ninja

Vincent:What did you do, Cid???

Cid:
I crammed my cigarrette up your a**...

Vincent:What?!?!?! scream

Cid: Vincent, you're scaring me! crying

Vincent: awwwwwww, that's ok. I'll forget it ever happened.

*naughty noises return*

*cough* perv*cough* *cough*

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