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 Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:34 pm
Because you would need a gun first, silly!
Can pigs fly?
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:55 pm
They can't even look at the sky!
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:52 pm
only one of them
why are my crayons melted together?
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:03 pm
Because it's Thursday.
Will dogs ever stop chasing cats?
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:13 pm
No. They're driven by the insane lust one has for the other.
I foresee accidental dats and cogs.
Why do men not wear heels?
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:28 pm
Men hot enough already. rolleyes
Why is nothing good on TV anymore? sad
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:55 pm
Because your TV hates you.
Why do I feel intense pain when I stick my hand in a bonfire?
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:46 pm
Because your hand is water, dummy lol
When did Chuck Norris become the greatest man in the world ever?
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:56 pm
When he invented WoW single-handedly.
Why can't dogs look up?
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:59 pm
They're trying to find their p***s.
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:31 pm
only if you touch your self
how do birds fly?
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:48 pm
They're casually falling.
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:51 pm
because it wanted to be different from the bread and cheese
how come you get tipsy after a few drinks?
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:54 pm
SCIENCE!
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:40 am
because "yranoitcid" isn't in there, no matter what page you look
where's waldo?
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