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 Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:17 pm
Granted. But you lose the pina in your colada.
I wish I was Ty Lee.
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:11 pm
Umm..granted you are now Ty Lee, but today the UN has now decided that hate crimes are legal against asians, and since I don't like your style of awnsering with really short awnsers, you are the first to go. I assemble a team consisting of Chuck Norris, myself, and a cryogenetically cloned super Hitler to take your asian a** out. looks like the asians came up short again.
I wish for a dictator to rule the U.S.
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:11 pm
Granted but I, Cloud, leader of the Neo Nazis, set out to kill all muslims and in retaliation, all other military powers in the world bomb our asses. *Sniff* Even my home, that ol' crap sack I call England.
I wish I could think of some more jokes.
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:01 pm
Granted and you think of the funniest joke ever and laugh yourself to death. When your body is discovered so is the joke resulting in many many deaths.
I wish pig brain tasted better.
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:53 pm
granted but now it is forbidden meat
I wish for an indestructable digital camera that worked great and nobody could steal it.
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:17 pm
Granted, Nobody steals it. Nobody Smith to be exact, he was born in Maine in 1989 and hates white people. Looks like you got your camera stolen by loop hole. Sucks FOR YOU
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:58 pm
No wish? How sad.
I wish I was a Pokémon Master.
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:09 pm
Granted and you gotta catch 'em all. Seeing as there are over 400 now you go broke feeding and caring for all of them.
I wish I was a Grunny.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:26 am
Granted but then Gwee smushes you into the ground.
I wish I had a wee. (Yes, that's right, not a Wii)
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:47 am
umm. granted you now have a second p***s. however, no girl thinks that's even cool, so you get no girl and eventually your kidneys over work themselves trying to send urine to each p***s and you die. (that was so disgusting)
I wish for a puppy
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:45 am
Granted but the puppy is a total a-hole that pisses on everything you own and craps all over your house. Some neighbors see this as you neglecting to take care of your puupy and the humane society comes a throws you in jail.
I wish this damn bird would shut up.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:47 am
Granted, your bird shuts up, he has made a voodoo curse in which, as long as he never speaks you can never be happy, eventually you kill yourself from all the depression. And when you die, you go to heaven, but since the voodoo curse is still in effect, you are miserable, the bird dies, it never speaks and you are miserable throughout eternity.
I wish for Zoloft
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:15 pm
Granted but seeing as he is the bloodthirsty space planet from Ordalia, he smites you up good.
I wish I knew what Zoloft really was.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:19 pm
Granted. But now you know the truth and can find no more happiness in wondering. You sink deep into a depression that no antidepressant can get you out of.
I wish I had some broccoli.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:20 pm
Granted Zoloft is an antidepressant (tied into my wish awnser)
I wish people understood me more ( I've said this once and I say it again.)
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