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 Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:51 am
*the martinis fall back, fluttering up into the rafters and confer by clinking rims delicately. A Peppertini, always daring and hot-headed, dashes downwards at incredible speeds towards Isis, Slayer of Martinis*
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:55 am
*heads to Gaia's Site Feedback forum*
Foolish internet-denizens! For Gaia to have Naruto's jock strap as an item would be copyright infringement! I must post and inform this wench what a stupid, stupid fool she is!
*types furiously*
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:56 am
*Isis crouches down, eyes the martini. Her preternatural kitty reflexes attune themselves to the martini, the ever speeding martini that's....too fast, TOO FAST!
Isis dashes under a table as the martini shatters into the floor behind her.*
hssss.
*she mutters angrily and begins removing little slivers of glass from her tail-fur*
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:57 am
Sarya of Venegar *heads to Gaia's Site Feedback forum*
Foolish internet-denizens! For Gaia to have Naruto's jock strap as an item would be copyright infringement! I must post and inform this wench what a stupid, stupid fool she is!
*types furiously* Darling, you're making a futile effort. You're better off using that eye of yours because logic is certainly not going to work. Logic gets lost in the interwebz faster than edits on wikipedia.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:58 am
*One of the Lemontinis looks down and spills its contents in revulsion at the shattered remains of what may have once been...perhaps...the only martini it had ever truly loved.
If martinis are capable of love, that is. The Lemontini is not sure if the emotions of man can be attributed to to alcoholic beverages. Feeling it has nothing left to live for it swoops down to Isis and prepares to assault her with the remains of it's lemony substance*
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:58 am
*Walks in to find fighting cats and martinis*. No. This isn't weird at all.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:59 am
Ms. Selina Kyle Darling, you're making a futile effort. You're better off using that eye of yours because logic is certainly not going to work. Logic gets lost in the interwebz faster than edits on wikipedia.
*The Empress nods regally*
*She registers an account for the Eye on Gaia*
What?! I must wait three days before I can start sending items to the Eye? MADNESS!
*The Eye zaps the computer. Somewhere, millions of miles and many dimensions away, Lanzer's eyes start bleeding*
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:08 am
*Isis' ears perk, registering the sounds of an angry tinkle*
YOWWWWRRLL!
*Isis shoot out from under the table, chased by a furious lemontini, scattering acidy citrus droplets in its wake. Isis slips under the bar, forcing the martini to ascend up for another aerial attack.
As the lemontini circles, looking for the Queen of Kitty Thieves, Isis paws at the shelves of ingredients.
Purring with approval, she takes of bottle of blood orange bitters, mint leaves and a pineapple slice.*
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:10 am
*As the lemontini circles, Isis waits to spring her trap. Gathering as much kitty-powered spring as possible in her haunches, she LEAPS! at the Lemontini!
Surprising, the lemontini ducks, giving Isis all the time she needs to throw her ingredients past the rim. The lemontini shakes and drops to the counter top, clinking against the glass table surface.
So the lemontini's vengeance passes as it dies and a new martini is born! THE TROPITINI!*
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:12 am
Ooo! A new drink!
*grabs the tropitini and sips*
Hmmm, this is actually quite good. Very citrusy. Good kitty.
*pets Isis and the tropitini clinks happily at the compliment*
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:13 am
*Watches with astonishment the birth of a new drink*
So THAT'S the secret that bartenders around the world don't want you to know...
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:01 pm
*The Empress looks up from her posting with an angry scowl*
These insufferable fools! Why will no one donate to my angelic minis quest?!
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:04 pm
*martinis flutter down and welcome their new tropitini friend*
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:27 pm
CURSED ONLINE FORUM!
*viciously clicks the window closed*
When the Empress commands you to not bump her Chatterbox thread, you do NOT bump it!
*The Eye glows menacingly. Several 14 year olds across different dimensions suddenly feel the urge to ram their heads into hard things...creating bumps*
Ah, Lucifer Morningstar. Tell me, do other villains fear your mere presence? Is that why none have come forward yet to attempt an alliance with the Emerald Eye? Fear of Satanic retribution?
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:32 pm
Fear?
*examines the new martini*
If they have even a single working braincell, yes. Mostly I suspect that since it's not happy hour, they're biding their time. Villains are notoriously cheap unless buying weaponry.
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