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 Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:31 am
Hal Jordan. I liked him better when he wasn't sticking his superpowered nose in my business.
It's nothing to concern you, Jordan. Go back to babysitting little blue men.
I was frothing at the mouth. Violentus Interruptus. I ******** hate it.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:32 am
Hey lameo lantern. Put my friend down. He's the coolest one in here.
All kids should read about his life to learn lessons.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:34 am
....give me another, Remy. mad Make it two.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:36 am
*settles in next to Red at the bar*
Pitcher of Labatt, Cajun.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:36 am
The girl was annoying, but I made a mental note to send her an engraved invitation to my room later.
It was at that moment that gunfire began hailing towards me in a storm of bloody violence.
HYDRA again. I struggled free of Hal's attack...
*Kicks Hal in the nuts*
Left him a going away present and tuck-rolled out the window, firing two of the handguns I had concealed in my blood-spattered trenchcoat.
*BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!*
No one was going to die today...at least no one I wasn't aiming at.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:37 am
Ring anaylze Wally and see if he's infected like everyone else.
*scans*
Confirmed. Wallace West is suffering from a temporal disease which makes him believe he is "the Max".
Huh...well what is the...*gets kicked in the nuts*GAHHHH!!!
*doubles over*Oh I so don't think so kid. *while he's distracted by the "people" firing, Hal uses his ring to make a giant boxing glove and punches Wally in the back of the head*
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:38 am
((I HAVE THE MAX, YOU FOOL! :SCREAM smile )
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:38 am
*gets the generous servings of boose ready for Hellboy and the Wolv-itis infected numbskull when a stray bullet shatters both glasses*
scream "#^$^!!"
*whips out his big gun and returns fire!*
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:39 am
Wally_West ((I HAVE THE MAX, YOU FOOL! :SCREAM smile ) (that's what i said >.>)
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:40 am
oooh that guy is so cool. Im going to definitely add a comic about a guy like him to my line so fathers and mothers can read it to their kids at night.
*pulls out some paper and begins drawing.. badly*
Bedtime comics, line? Blinkk comics is going to kick so much a**
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:41 am
*his one eye glows as...*
BANG!
MY
BANG!
PATRONS
BANG!
ARE
BANG!
TRYING
BANG!
TO
BANG!
DRINK!
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:42 am
*gets whacked in the back of the head*
Jordan.
Punk-a** piece of s**t.
*continues slaying HYDRA agents in the messiest ways possible*
Bit one guy's ear off and then jammed that piece into his eye socket before blowing his brains off. I call that the "Tyson special."
The next guy wasn't so lucky. I punched him until his rib cage exploded.
I wonder what it would feel like to punch a baby in the rib cage.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:48 am
*puts a dozen pouches on Wally's gun...sparkly pouches, because you know...sparkles are XXXTREME!!!*
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:48 am
eek
that guy. is so awesome. Almost as awesome as Zeus and his cousin, Buddha
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:49 am
My mind obliterating booze! gonk
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