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 Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:58 am
Hey guys Im looking for artists for my new comics company. Anyone in here draw? We could make a deal
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:00 am
*hangs a couple pouches off of Hellboy's horn stubs*
Yeah thats MUCH better!
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:00 am
Ms Clarice Ferguson Hey guys Im looking for artists for my new comics company. Anyone in here draw? We could make a deal
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:05 am
Anyway, time to run to saner places. See you later Hellboy.
And Clarice, Remy... get better.
*wanders out*
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:05 am
Oh yeah I have a website and I have lots of ongoing titles. Im sure you guys wanna hear all about it
wink twisted
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:09 am
Patience The Magdalena
Well then. *clasps her hands* Guess you're no longer her boyfriend in that case.
wink
She's.. she's breaking up with me? She's... CHEATING on me?!? crying
BUT I THOUGHT... but we...
crying
Remy, I need drinks. Lots of drinks. Strong ones. emo
*takes the pouchs off*
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:09 am
HYDRA agents were everywhere. Sounds like they were looking for the furry Canadian. I didn't give a s**t. Killed them all.
God damn it, I liked it.
People think my coat is red for some kind of dumbass superhero theme, but it's not.
It's red because it's covered in the blood of the sorry ******** who've tried to cross me.
*walks in and heads to the bar. Punches everyone in the face and sits down to start drinking scotch*
Nobody here understands that they get to live their happy lives because miserable sons of bitches like me exist to do the dirty work that their clean ******** hands could never be bothered to touch.
And so I drink.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:16 am
*mizes a bunch of s**t together from different colored bottles and passes the glass to Hellboy...with a pouch attached*
stare *at being hit!*
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:19 am
*is punched* Geez, man, what the hell was that for! scream I ain't in the mood to deal with this kinda crap!
*looks at the pouch on his glass, gives Remy a suspicious look, and then downs the whole thing in one go*
eek
Oh my god what was that.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:20 am
I have 77 ongoing titles!
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:24 am
Here in the shadows, no one can see your sins. So that's where I stay as everyone else engages in their usual dumbassery. I think about the sensation of a man's skull caving in as he's punched repeatedly in the place where it's soft when you're a baby.
Then I wonder how it would feel to punch a baby in the skull. I bet it would feel squishy. And that I would love it. Maybe someday Hydra will give me the chance to punch a baby in the skull.
No one else here can possibly understand the bloodlust that lies just underneath the surface of man. They've got it buried way too deep.
Not me, though. I'm a baby-skull puncher right up to the surface.
*drinks some more*
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:26 am
l-lellboy
*looks at the pouch on his glass, gives Remy a suspicious look, and then downs the whole thing in one go*
eek
Oh my god what was that.Damned if I know but it cleaned the waxy buildup off the floor after Wally did another number on it with the buffer!
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:28 am
Jokes at my expense.
Big mistake.
*stands up, knocking his stool over and heaves it at Remy*
DO I LOOK LIKE A ******** JOKE TO YOU, SON?!
*punches him in the skull*
I get ready for the blood to start spurting.
My favorite part of the job.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:29 am
LOL
you guys are lame
talk2hand twisted
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:29 am
*uses the ring to trap Wally in green construct rings that restrict him from moving*What the hell is wrong with you Wally?
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