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The mercenary looked at all the people appearing from the orb-like teleporters. Well, he had seen weirder settings, but watching a pirate girl, an orangutan and a twelve year old come out of the sphere was in his top 8. Gene couldn't help but stiffle a chuckle as Eva strode out of the room in a rather uptight matter. "Cultural immersion. That's a new one. Damn, I hope we don't end up going into a prehistoric world. We might end up fighting naked with clubs." When he finished his sentence, he eyed Captain Stalker from behind. "...actually, maybe that wouldn't be so bad."

Shortly after she left, he turned to the ape and the kid in the room. Quite the odd pair, but they were probably the best in their respective fields if they were here. Quite frankly, he wasn't stranged at them, per se, more so at the fact that it simply struck him as rather random to watch a pirate girl, a techno ape and a twelve year old geeky-looking librarian kid come out of a teleporter.

Hearing Cyrinth infront of him, he smirked and gave him a pat on the shoulder. "Welcome to the squad then, newbie. Heh."

Brian grinned, and smiled at the guy.
"Well, You seem to be surprised to see me. Actually, that surprise is mutual. You know, I have just flown some kind of kanoo with wings and jetengines against a flipping battleship that was able to fly too. Well, my friend, the Librarian here, has killed or maimed over 6000 people with more then 200000rounds of ammunition that now stick in some royal battlecruiser. That, young friend, is a real triggerfinger. "
Brian pointed over his shoulder to where the Librarian was now drinking a can of softdrink from the strange world, and who was waving his big black fingers back, which could be best described as long as Techs Upper arm.
"So, " brian said, fished something that looked awfully like a joint out of his pockets, and lit it, "what are you here for? What is your speciallity? Are you good at making silly people laugh? Or are you good at carrying stuff like a mule?
I tell you, chantal, Only a mule or a really really bad triggerfinger would be so stupid to judge a book by his cover. I mean, it is ok if you do it with the Librarian, he can strangle you in one hand, and use the other to scratch his enormous butt.
Now, I hope I did not scare you, chantall, but pray thee, I would really like to know two things. what is your name and speciallity, and why the ******** should I forget that you just called me newbie? You know, I have some really rough s**t that I wanted to try for ages, just for the fun of seeing some immature jerk cry, but at least I give people the opportunity to present themself and to make a better first impression. "
Brian grinned, and leaned foreward into what he called the waiting for answer position. He realized that he was not that big, and prolly weighed half of the guy, but he wanted to see what the big guy could bring.

Brian did not ned to say a word. In on swift motion, he drew the two tasers, and pointed them at both of the hotheads. He could hear how the Librarian Flipped the switch, and he jumped aside to not stand in the area of fire.
"YOU PUT THAT WEAPON DOWN NOW! WHAT THE HECK HAS GOTTEN INSIDE OF YOU TO ******** PULL THAT KNIFE? IF I COME TO FIVE; AND THAT KNIFE IS STILL UP; YOU WILL WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORNE!!! PUT IT AWAY; OR YOU WILL BE RAW MEAT!!!ONE! TWO! THREE..."
He heard the six barrels of the gatling gun start to move, and he knew that by the time of five, they would be ready to deliver a hot firey load of whatever the Librarian had in his ammunition belt. He was absolutely sure that the librarian would fire a bit too high to get anyone, but since he had the less lethal weapons, he would not face any problems. The only thing that would count was to get this hothead to cool down.

Ooc: .... =O..............

Brian grinned wearily, and put his taser down as the weapons disappeared.
"Guys, I am really sorry, but The Librarian and me are a bit ... overly protective when it comes to weapons. I mean, not because we do not like you..... matter of fact, we do not like you, but we are super-protective because we have reccently had a case where a guy with a bit of superpowers go nutters and pull a gun.
Well, one thing lead to another, apparently he was somehow posessed by his fathers spirit, who thought that he would be safe now, and the Librarian just had to proove him wrong. I mean, I still have troubles in hearing, but if a gatling cannon is fired next to your ear for a minute or so, well you get the picture.
After that episode, I had to clean brain out of the fur of the Librarian, but after all, the guy was still alive. or at least his cells were, after they were shattered over a radius of 9 square-feet.
Well, I am Brian/Tech, I am already 15, and I know that i have the body of a 12-year old. I am the geek on Duty/sysop/Admin of the Network, my hobbies are clever puns, making money and writing flawless code. The hairy dude is the Librarian, He is , as far as the hierarchy goes, tech support, his hobbys seem to be shakespear and hurting people...."
"UGH!", said the librarian, and made a very rude gesture towards brian, "Ugh, UgH, EeeK, UggH, EEeeEEeeEEk. "
"Oh, and he likes to shoot people and make stuff go boom. By the way, he may be very nice, and look like a beanbag chair full of....Ouch..... ok, a very well groomed beanbag chair full of red stuff, but before you say anything, look at his fingers, and note that he has very big hands. You know, he can play the race-card four handed, but he just plays it with one hand, because three of his other hands are usually busy holding a large gun. So, as far as he is concerned, thing twice before you react. "

The librarian Leaned back, holding his large gatling gun with two hands and a foot, while he was eying the new guys. He could smell they were new, because they did not run away, and sweated lots. He rolled his eyes, and stood up, leaning on his massive forearms.
He bowed slightly foreward, staring them directly in the eye. Then, he withdrew his big soft lips, and revealed his two rows of extra white teeth.
"Ugh", he said, and he meaned it.

Ooc: Nothing much..... Yourself?

ooc: School+work= Suckfest

Xinrie's brow raised slightly, she had wandered off to knab the starting gear they had and both her and Ike now held up several packs obviously stuffed with a various goodies. Her eyes shifetd from side to side at the odd scene layed out before her. Her lip quirked slightly. "Teh fek did I miss?...and oh dear....are ya sure that one is sane?" The first question was directed to both Cyrith and Gene, the last though was directed to Brian as she pointed at his....'eccentric'... library friend who seemed to do nothing but screech and make odd sounds.