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 Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:10 pm
Granted, but it started without you noticing and you starved.
I wish my calluses would stop peeling off of my fingers.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:05 am
Granted, but only because you were in an accident and had to get your arms amputated.
I wish for a new Computer.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:44 pm
Granted, but it gets stolen right after you get it.
I wish I had some sloppy joes.
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:52 am
Granted, but you drowned in the sloppyness.
I wish I could talk to animals.
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:01 am
Granted, but they think you're a jerk so they eat you.
I wish my brothers would go away.
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:31 am
Granted, but insted you get a worse brother
I wish I was a good dancer
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:40 am
Granted, but no one notices your talents
I wish I lived in a house ^_^
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:22 am
Granted, but it has a mongoose infestation.
I wish I could get straight As
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:06 pm
Granted, but they're on your "Alchoholic's Anonymouns" badge.
I wish I had a larger vocabulary.
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:42 pm
Lash Tamaron Granted, but they're on your "Alchoholic's Anonymouns" badge. I wish I had a larger vocabulary. Granted, but it's all administrative jargon. I wish to be you.
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:37 pm
Granted, but you get arrested for something he did before you became him.
I wish I could catch a leperchan.
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:24 pm
(so many ways to mess with this one... ) "Greetings M'lord" Leper-chan says, "I apologize, but since I'm not a real Leprechaun, all I can do is give you the plague. Here you go." BAD END I wish I were The World's Strongest. Note: That slash isn't there. seriously.
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:13 pm
Granted but you become so strong you crush anything you hold
I wish for an intelligent talking animal
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:00 pm
Granted, but it's an alligator who only speaks of ways to kill you in unintelligible urdu.
I wish for the ability to understand "women-folk".
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:35 pm
Granted, but misinterpreted, you gain an encyclopedic knowledge of female, 'folk' genre singers.
I wish to go.
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