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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:05 pm
**flies off after Aphrodite**
Oh no you don't you bombastic Greek bimbo!
*tackles her midair and a catfight melee in the sky for all to see ensues**
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**Achilles looks at his sister**
I will NOT be stuck as a female for a week! Where is Father when you need him!?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:10 pm
James taps the top of his head as he thinks, his tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth while the wheels turn. Hartley walks up to the presidential candidate and whispers.
"James...was this part of the plan?!"
"I don't think so, but shhhhh...I'm thinking."
Hartley looks at the majority of the cheerleaders' horror as they try to do a cheer to lift people's spirits and discover that holding another girl above their head is frightening without the proper support garments...
"Think fast. This is getting ugly. And I don't just mean the new look Coach Cage is sporting."
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:13 pm
Aphrodite then transports the two of them to Olympus where the fight continues.
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Cassie looks at Achilles.
"Who knows besides being a girl isn't that bad?"
Mr. Frost then stands up.
"In any case the debate's over all students are to report back to their dorms.."
As Cassie leaves she grabs Wally's arm.
"I'm gonna need your help."
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:16 pm
::Wally gets pulled alongside Cassie::
But I still have to go to the bathroom!
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:17 pm
" Okay just go to the girls bathroom. It's not like you need me to hold your hand or something?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:18 pm
Cassandra Sandsmark Cassie looks at Achilles."Who knows besides being a girl isn't that bad?" **calls after her** Oh yeah!? Tell me you are not finding walking a challenge now! (ooc: posted under the wrong name...sorry!)
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:20 pm
Cassie had to admit she had problems.. underwear problems..Her panties were not meant to hold a ... you know..But she put on a strong front.
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:21 pm
*Chris had wandered the campus while the debate wound down. His mind was in chaos over Brock's presentation and he had no idea what to think. Walking behind the administration building, Chris discovered a new building he hadn't seen before.*
Huh.
*It was a low, brick building with darkly tinted windows. Gold letters on the window revealed the name of the building to be 'Blackhawk's Pub and Grill.'*
Mmm...food...
*Chris walked inside and found a classy looking bar with hardwoods as far as the eye could see. A sign by the door stated "If you break the peace, I will break your head. Zinda Blake." The bar was currently empty. Chris sat down near some taps.*
Hello?
*A blond woman burst from the back in a black uniform with an extremely short skirt. Chris's eyes bulged.*
See something you like sailor?
E-excuse me?
On the menu of course!
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:22 pm
James and the rest of the Rogue crew head to Len and Lisa's apartment. Lisa is practically crying.
"And now Mister Dillon is going to stop seeing me, and my life is RUINED and it's all your fault, James Jesse!"
"Hey! I didn't point my hands to the sky and ask if anyone up there was bored today!"
Evan taps one of his mirrors a few times, and the reflection in it changes from a female one to his true male reflection.
"Ah, not bad. A wee bit more canoodling an' I might be able ta fix myself, at any rate."
Digger hasn't said a word since he discovered he has double D's. Hartley rolls his eyes and thanks God that he stepped out of the auditorium when he did. Though, he did have to admit...Cassie made one hell of a cute boy.
The Rogues all step inside the apartment, where Ms. Darkholme is standing. She laughs and sighs, shaking her head.
"Well, this is a memorable one, that's for sure."
"It wasn't my fault!" James protests.
"No, of course it wasn't. It was Eris, the Goddess of Dischord. Four years ago, she turned all of the students into apes. It won't last long, so relax."
Lisa stomped her foot.
"OH. MY. GOD. Do you KNOW how messed up this is?!"
Ms. Darkholme shrugs.
"My dear, gender is simply a state of form, and has nothing to do with the state of mind." As she talked, she shifted between a male, a female, and a strange neutral form before resuming her regular form. "This is going to be a bigger test on those heroes with their tense little love triangles and such. Hartley?"
Hartley turned to attention.
"What?"
"Please continue to give Ms...Mr...Sandsmark your patented form of sweet attention. I'm sure you'll find it a bit easier now."
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:23 pm
"The g-g-girls bathroom?!"
::Wally's face turned pale. There, but for the grace of God...::
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:26 pm
Bobby aka Roberta Drake calls out, "C'mon West! It's not like we all haven't wondered what goes on in there!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:27 pm
Cassie walks with Wally to the girls bathroom..
" There just go in there it's just an ordinary bathroom.."
Looks at Wally..
" Uh Wally?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:29 pm
::Wally peeks in one of the stalls::
"Hey, why is the girl's bathroom so much cleaner than the guys?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:31 pm
Bobby Drake taps Cassie on the shoulder and says, "Hey mate! You're not allowed in there now!...*whispers* Think you can get Wally to run? I got money on whether or not he'll get a couple black eyes now that he has knockers."
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:32 pm
Hartley had come to the inescapable conclusion that this school was ten different kinds of messed up. While the rest of the Rogues were destined to spend the rest of the afternoon relearning how to sit down and exploring the peaks and valleys of the opposite gender, Hartley left to go sit outside under the old oak tree and work on his song.
He figured if he saw Cassie (was the male form of Cassandra 'Casanova?'), he'd try again to get in her good graces, but this gender-swapping thing seemed like it was destined just to put a lot of people in very bad moods.
Which, the more he thought about it...the more likely it was that one of them would be spoiling for a fight...
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