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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:40 pm
Quagmire
how do you extinguish water?
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:51 pm
By sitting on them!
How do you care for tigers?
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:03 pm
By dousing the AAY with barbecue sauce and locking them in with the tiger. B|
Why can't we drink saltwater?
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:05 pm
Gresley Toombs By dousing the AAY with barbecue sauce and locking them in with the tiger. B ha ha ha.... not funnyg
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:33 pm
because saltwater is actually dolphin semen
what happens when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:19 am
You get jungle book. whee
What happens when the dual portal gun is put in the hands of Chuck Norris?
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:04 am
Armageddon!!! The universe is coming to an end!!! Ssshhh... El-doze-oh....
Why is George W. Bush eating a kitten?
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:10 am
maybe hes a vampire D:
How do I pop this popcorn?
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:55 am
You stuff it in a cat and wait for it to die.
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:04 pm
only when it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs
why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:59 pm
sans-coeur13 only when it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs
why is the sky blue? cause it's sad why do women menstruate?
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:18 pm
Because pickles are cheap
Why do rainbows have the color blue?
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:15 pm
Same reason why food has taste.
Why does food have taste?
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:35 pm
how else would they not be hunted down by fashion police?
how do you eat pi (π)?
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:42 pm
You have to slice it first...
Why can't I run and put my gun away?
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