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 Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:41 pm
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i wish i'll have a new fone.. da latest one..
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:46 pm
You didn't answer Tank's wish so I'm going to ignore yours.
@ Tank: Granted but now he's a d**k.
I wish I could get up in the morning without my alarm clock.
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:18 pm
Granted. But you wake up at four o clock in the morning, every morning, like I used too. >.<
I wish that when I order stuff online, the right stuff is delivered to me. Everytime. -______________________-
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:10 am
(I used to do that aswell)
Granted but now all you order is crap.
I wish for a monkey.
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:28 pm
Granted you get your monkey, but now you decide your into beastiality and so you decide to have sex with your little monkey friend. Unfortunately, after the climax of this...umm...intercourse, you feel a weird tingling. You go to a doctor who tells you that you have now caught an STD from you monkey friend...(as gross as that was you made your wish to normal so I had to jazz it up a bit.)
I wish for a gong.
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:09 pm
Granted, but you annoy many people with it and at night they break into your house and play the gong to wake you up and then proceed to beat you.
I wish for ectoplasm.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:45 am
Granted but it turns out to be the name of a German ****** killer and he rapes then kills you.
I wish for necrophelia to be legal.
(Yeah, let's see someone make that any more disturbing!)
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:42 pm
Um. Granted. But you die and someone rapes your corpse.
I wish for gills as well as lungs.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:25 pm
Granted but now you can't breath on land or in water... after suffocating the government claims your body for "experiments," but really they're just a bunch of necrophiliacs.
I wish for Austin Powers mojo.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:41 pm
Granted. ... but that's just lame. You die of shame.
I wish for soup.
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:49 am
granted but your soup has been brewed with nuclear waste that has seeped into the farm where the ingredients came from thereby giving you three legs and half another head.... only to be eaten by radioactive clams.
((shrooms are good mmmmkaaay))
roflmfao.... anywayz... i wish for............ a whole lot of money without getting it illegally.
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:24 pm
Granted but you recieve it 3 seconds before dying.
I wish for pineapples.
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:50 pm
Granted, you et your precious pineapple. Unfortunately it was the house in which spongebob lived, since he had no home spongebob decided to become a wandering drunken hobo / crack dealer and made a killing by promoting drugs through his television show. Now angry soccer moms who have nothing better to do, decided to protest against you and your satanist ways, the court ruling was that you were in no way responsible. so, John Wilkes Booth's son decided that he was going to de like his daddy and took you out like Lincon. ending your life in the Ford theatre.
I wish I had a tail.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:22 pm
Mhm, granted. But now you're a Saiyan on Dragonball z. And that's just sad.
I wish for my work to be done.
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:40 pm
((your right DBZ is sad and lame))
Granted, you work is all done, you have completed your work by taking advantage of your local stalker. HE does all your work and while your asleep he shaves all your pubes and facial hair and begins to smoke them while praying t his shrine of you in his room. He then comes into your house the next night and rapes you while he makes your mom watch. You are so disturbed that you are sent to a mental institute where you live the remainder of your life in the same room as the cookie monster.
I wihs for a pinacolada
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