Welcome to Gaia! ::

Well, I suppose this is the spot I'm to introduce myself, so...

Hello everyone smile My name is The Spam King... Well, okay, actually, it's Tyler. I'm not really a spammer, at least not on Gaia. I got the nickname by winning a lot of spam contests on other forums, though.

I'm 14, and a Freshmen in high school. Yes, I may be young, but my maturity is higher than the average person my age, or so I've been told.

I've been roleplaying for as long as I can remember, but with the discovery of this magical thing known as "Internet", I've found several RPG guilds and communities spanning the web, this guild being the most recent, and hopefully, the most prominent 3nodding

Sooooooooooooo, hello! domokun

Wow... somebody my age...

Now I feel wierd, because i'm a Sophmore, this year... >.>'


Now, back to my mystery picture thingummy...

I feel a bit out of the loop here, just with not being able to spend much time on the net recently. But I keep checking in anyway ^^.

That sucks Meiwa, hope you get better soon!

Just saying Hi to all

Amanda walked into the room and flopped down into the chair. She turned on the computer, waiting impatiently as it loaded. Once it was up she went immediately to check on her most recent RPs. Dead.

Sighing to herself, she returned to Gaia to check on her guilds. Dead. Friends? Offline. Forums? Repititious. Craving something active and interesting, she noticed her pm envelope curiously alight.

And she had been accepted. To this very guild. It was very exciting to her, punctuating exactly how boring her life actually was. College, Work, sleep some days and some days not. Eat when there was time. Visit with Fiance, when he can come over a state to do so.

Dull as all hell.

But it didn't matter all that much, since there were plenty of other ways to entertain oneself than actual life events. Have you ever noticed the extra toe cats have halfway up their leg? Did you ever puzzle over exactly why the keys are arranged how they are, instead of alphabetically? Ever written a theory on alternate dimensions that follows the laws of physics? Have you ever tried to potty train a squirrel?

She has, and that is really all one needs to have a rich life, isn't it? Love, and brain stimulation and erobic excercise?

Well there it is, my own me, a toy of my strings that I pull and make move while my mind reels over the possibilities. I profile random strangers, I write name ideas on my hands (and up my arms when I run out of room). I have wriiten a book, but it is only in my head. Half of my life experiences never happened, which apparently qualifies me as quite insane (which is ok, since my mom works at a mental institution, and so gets a friends and family discount).

My mother named me Amanda. My father tried to call me Cassandra, but she scribbled my birthname down while he was in the bathroom (he calls me Cassie to this day) I am a b word. A nice one. My fiance makes fun of me for not using profanity. I personally find it wasteful, since there are so many other nice words in the English language one can use to insult people. Learning Japanese really taught me to appreciate synonyms.

I like to learn things, so if I happen to be doing something stupid, by all means tell me (I have no doubt you will), and please remember that I like to angle things differently. I have had frequent complaints in RPs about not doing what was requested of me. I try very hard to always do so, I merely do it my own way. I employ a lot of vague wording and understand very little of it.

I am an oxymoron. I am a moron. Osashiburi.

Yosh, I'm new to this guild, but I'm not new to RPing and I hope to get very active in this guild and RP loads with many other members. mrgreen