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My god I am glad this week is almost over.
Standardized testing and band concerts should never be placed on the same night.

Gather 'round, gather 'round! Story time is about to begin!

But this is no ordinary story of dwarves and gumdrop princesses!

For you see. Back in the day when the great taco beasts freely roamed the lands, and everyone wore colorful capes of delicious power, there was a spork known as Fantastic Fred. Now Fantastic Fred was no ordinary spork, he was a magic one. With one measly glare of his sporkish eyes, he could set entire empires aflame. But usually he was a kind and peaceful spork, sleeping aways his days in the lost city of sparkle town and only venturing out every century or so to hunt down and kill the greatest taco beast in the land.
But one day a greedy adventurer known as David the death dealing dark mage stole Fantastic Fred's most prized mountain lion from his utensil kingdom. Sending Fred into a fit of rage that not even the great Teletubbies could control, thus sensing what would become of the world if they did not act, the Teletubbies sought to protect not only themselves, but the entire city of sparkle town as well. By fusing themselves with the knights of seven different kingdoms the Teletubbies created seven beings of the highest power.
It was a grand sight indeed my dear Shira. For as these seven new champions of the Rainbow converged on the lost city of Sparkle town, the vast amount of love power created a trio of rainbows in the sky. That's right, a trio! Far more than you mortal's and your silly double rainbows...
But I digress. As these newborn champions finally met at the gates of sparkle town, they each sought to slay Fantastic Fred in their own kingdom's name. Causing the great champions to fight amongst themselves, only adding more chaos and discord to the fray.
The ghosts of the Teletubbie lords saw this, and they wept in frustration. Their tears fueling a torrent of magical rainbow energy that shot down from the heavens. Striking a young paperboy and his pet bird directly in the face, something that the great scholars of the world would later describe as the most painful hug a man could ever receive.
The young boy, known to his family as lucky Luo the lovely, was transformed under the colorful light. Becoming the eighth champion of the light, while his pet bird known as Tenshi became the ninth. He was to be the princess of balance, a man that was destined to end the fighting amongst the newborn guardians and to act as their queen. Uniting them all under the name of "The Snuggle squad."
With the new formed Snuggle squad at his command, Queen Luo, now known to all as Huggie. Slew the furious Fantastic Fred. Saving the lands and causing not only himself, but his entire squad to become legends remembered to this day.

And that is the story of how the Snuggle squad came to be...

ALL HAIL QUEEN LUO.

That poor poor lion...
emo