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 Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:18 am
Gothjr Sen_Strife Gothjr Sen_Strife Gothjr Sen_Strife Gothjr Sen_Strife s0ul caper~ Sepiroth: Ha ha ha ha ha, Cloud just made up the fact he was soldier elite! Look at this picture I have here! Tifa: Oh my god! eek ... Cloud: I know Tifa, I'm sorry I hadn't mentioned this earlier. Tifa: NO! My hair looks like a horse's a**! crying Me: Lemme help you with that Tifa *pulls out a shaver and leaves Tifa bald* Tifa: WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH crying crying crying crying crying crying Cloud: YOU MADE TIFA CRY, IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!! Me: oh s**t, *runs* Cloud: *summons KOTR and uses mimic 84 times and blows Sen up* Me: if I didn't know better I'd say i was still alive. Me:*chops your head off cause Cait Sith used manipulate*unhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Cait Sith surprised k good now go get Tifa *Sen_Strife 2 comes* Me 2: I cant belive you guys killed the first me, now I'm gonna have to kill you guys. *uses manipulate on Cait Sith* Me 2: Tell Goth to kill Tifa and you. Cait Sith: Goth kill Tifa and me, but kill me last. Goth: *kills Tifa and Cait Sith* Me 2: *pulls out a nuke bomb and wraps it in gift paper* Here you go. THREEE!!!!! *Goth blows up* My hand:*find a remote and presses rewind before i got blown up* me:*hands it to you* THREE!!!!! *we both blow up* xp I was too close *steals the remote and presses rewind before i blow up* *forces aeris to use her great gospel on me and i become invincible just as goth hands me the bomb and it goes off* Cait SIth:BARRET!!!!!!! quit hitting rewind on the DVD and watching the alternate endings!!!!!! Barret:But its so funny xd Cloud:no its not stare Me 2: WHAT!!!!!!!! DID I JUST HEAR THAT YOU GUYS ARE MAKING US BLOW UP!!!!!! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES SO HARD. care to join me goth? Goth: of course *Sen_Strife 2 and Gothjr pop out of the TV and hand the nuke bomb to Barret* Me 2: So long *jumps back into the TV* Goth: See ya *jumps in after Sen* Me 2 & Goth: THREE!!!!!!! *nuke bomb goes off on Barret's hands* Me:High Five *high fives you* Everyone: eek eek YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY biggrin *singing* BARRETS GONE BARRETS GONE Me:STOP SINGING!!!!!!*throws bomb out of the tv*THREE!!! *house explodes* Cait Sith: Whew that was close, lucky I went to buy some booze. Me 2: *throws nuke bomb through the TV* Cait Sith: oh s**t!!! Me 2: THREE!!!! *Cait Sith blows up* *Cait Sith 4 comes* Cait Sith: ah jeez how many more have to die? Me 2: *throws a nuke bomb at ShinRa and blows up Reeve* Me 2: *throws a nuke bomb at the new Cait Sith and he blows up* That's about it.
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:26 am
Seph:Hey sen whats with you saying THREE!!!! to make your bomb explaode?
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:31 am
Gothjr Seph:Hey sen whats with you saying THREE!!!! to make your bomb explaode? the bomb is voice activated lol, when I say THREE!!! it goes off. Hey that's some nice clothes you got *knocks sephiroth out, steals his clothes and sells them* I need the money to get me some shoes xd
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:34 am
Cloud: um where am i?
Me: your in a room
Cloud: I know that but whos?
Me: mine
Cloud: yours what?!?!?
Me: my house
Cloud:... your not helping me, what year, city, and country am i in?
me: mine
looking very pissed...*Cloud: Goddamit im gonna kill u sucka!
me: what?
cloud: i said you going down sucka
me: oh see ya later then *escorts cloud outside*
cloud: wait, dont leave me here
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:35 am
Sen_Strife Gothjr Seph:Hey sen whats with you saying THREE!!!! to make your bomb explaode? the bomb is voice activated lol, when I say THREE!!! it goes off. Hey that's some nice clothes you got *knocks sephiroth out, steals his clothes and sells them* I need the money to get me some shoes xd Cloud:*wakes up seeing Seph naked*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH i mean o lala sexy Aerith: eek me:*closes eyes and changes channel*
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:39 am
Gothjr Sen_Strife Gothjr Seph:Hey sen whats with you saying THREE!!!! to make your bomb explaode? the bomb is voice activated lol, when I say THREE!!! it goes off. Hey that's some nice clothes you got *knocks sephiroth out, steals his clothes and sells them* I need the money to get me some shoes xd Cloud:*wakes up seeing Seph naked*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH i mean o lala sexy Aerith: eek me:*closes eyes and changes channel* Me: *bursts in, kills Goth and puts the channel back* Aeris: *gets super horny* Cloud: *chops her head off* HES MINE!!!!!!! Cloud: *sleeps with sephiroth*
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:42 am
Sen_Strife Gothjr Sen_Strife Gothjr Seph:Hey sen whats with you saying THREE!!!! to make your bomb explaode? the bomb is voice activated lol, when I say THREE!!! it goes off. Hey that's some nice clothes you got *knocks sephiroth out, steals his clothes and sells them* I need the money to get me some shoes xd Cloud:*wakes up seeing Seph naked*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH i mean o lala sexy Aerith: eek me:*closes eyes and changes channel* Me: *bursts in, kills Goth and puts the channel back* Aeris: *gets super horny* Cloud: *chops her head off* HES MINE!!!!!!! Cloud: *sleeps with sephiroth* Me:*Time rewinds*DAMN IT BARRET!!!!! Barret:aint me im being honest *fart* that wasnt me either <.< Aerith:*gets super horny with sephy again*
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:44 am
The-Almighty-Mark (Barret) What do you want to do with your life Vincent? (Vincent) I think i'm gonna be a kindergarten teacher. How about you? (Barret) I'm gonna be a priest...I think i've got the personality for it. Sephiroth:I want to dress up in a Barney suit and sing the Barney song! 4laugh I sure do love kids! 4laugh heart Vincent:On second thought, I want to grow up to be a Psychotrist... Barrett:Me too...
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:45 am
Gothjr Sen_Strife Gothjr Sen_Strife Gothjr Seph:Hey sen whats with you saying THREE!!!! to make your bomb explaode? the bomb is voice activated lol, when I say THREE!!! it goes off. Hey that's some nice clothes you got *knocks sephiroth out, steals his clothes and sells them* I need the money to get me some shoes xd Cloud:*wakes up seeing Seph naked*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH i mean o lala sexy Aerith: eek me:*closes eyes and changes channel* Me: *bursts in, kills Goth and puts the channel back* Aeris: *gets super horny* Cloud: *chops her head off* HES MINE!!!!!!! Cloud: *sleeps with sephiroth* Me:*Time rewinds*DAMN IT BARRET!!!!! Barret:aint me im being honest *fart* that wasnt me either <.< Aerith:*gets super horny with sephy again* Aeris: *swings rod and blows off Clouds head* Sephiroth: eek Aeris: *cuffs Sephiroth* Sephiroth: eek eek Me: sorry folks the rest is too much for you to see
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:52 am
Sen_Strife Gothjr Sen_Strife Gothjr Sen_Strife Gothjr Seph:Hey sen whats with you saying THREE!!!! to make your bomb explaode? the bomb is voice activated lol, when I say THREE!!! it goes off. Hey that's some nice clothes you got *knocks sephiroth out, steals his clothes and sells them* I need the money to get me some shoes xd Cloud:*wakes up seeing Seph naked*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH i mean o lala sexy Aerith: eek me:*closes eyes and changes channel* Me: *bursts in, kills Goth and puts the channel back* Aeris: *gets super horny* Cloud: *chops her head off* HES MINE!!!!!!! Cloud: *sleeps with sephiroth* Me:*Time rewinds*DAMN IT BARRET!!!!! Barret:aint me im being honest *fart* that wasnt me either <.< Aerith:*gets super horny with sephy again* Aeris: *swings rod and blows off Clouds head* Sephiroth: eek Aeris: *cuffs Sephiroth* Sephiroth: eek eek Me: sorry folks the rest is too much for you to see Me:damn Pg-13 ratings cant get away with a %$#@ing thing.just like that Cid surprised h yea well i can say %$#@ cause im a n adult. me:dude they bleeped it out
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:57 am
Gothjr Sen_Strife Gothjr Sen_Strife Gothjr Sen_Strife Gothjr Seph:Hey sen whats with you saying THREE!!!! to make your bomb explaode? the bomb is voice activated lol, when I say THREE!!! it goes off. Hey that's some nice clothes you got *knocks sephiroth out, steals his clothes and sells them* I need the money to get me some shoes xd Cloud:*wakes up seeing Seph naked*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH i mean o lala sexy Aerith: eek me:*closes eyes and changes channel* Me: *bursts in, kills Goth and puts the channel back* Aeris: *gets super horny* Cloud: *chops her head off* HES MINE!!!!!!! Cloud: *sleeps with sephiroth* Me:*Time rewinds*DAMN IT BARRET!!!!! Barret:aint me im being honest *fart* that wasnt me either <.< Aerith:*gets super horny with sephy again* Aeris: *swings rod and blows off Clouds head* Sephiroth: eek Aeris: *cuffs Sephiroth* Sephiroth: eek eek Me: sorry folks the rest is too much for you to see Me:damn Pg-13 ratings cant get away with a %$#@ing thing.just like that Cid surprised h yea well i can say %$#@ cause im a n adult. me:dude they bleeped it out Me: yeah this sucks Me: hey wanna go fight in teh lounge? Cid: Sorry I can't I'm not %$#@& real Me: aww damnit
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:09 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:12 am
Red XIII: I SMELL DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ninja evil *jumps on top of Cloud and eats the muffin*
DRUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS whee
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:14 am
Cloud: *makes rude comment*
Tifa: Oh how sweet.
Cloud: *makes another rude comment*
Tifa: Oh my god Cloud I never knew you were this sensitive and sexy.
Cloud: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Tifa: Oh, I'll leave you alone. *jumps on top of Cloud*
Cloud: *walks out of an empty room with Aeris*
Tifa: HOW COULD YOU CLOUD?!
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:17 am
Deaths Apprentice Cloud: *makes rude comment* Tifa: Oh how sweet. Cloud: *makes another rude comment* Tifa: Oh my god Cloud I never knew you were this sensitive and sexy. Cloud: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!! Tifa: Oh, I'll leave you alone. *jumps on top of Cloud* Cloud: *walks out of an empty room with Aeris* Tifa: HOW COULD YOU CLOUD?! Cloud: it was easy... Aeris: wait a moment, Cloud did you sleep with Tifa too? Tifa: Yeah he did. Cloud: great a cat fight Tifa: Hey Aeris wanna rip cloud apart piece by piece Aeris: ok Cloud: HOLY S*** *runs* Aeris: *summons KOTR and uses mimic 97 times* Tifa: *does the same* Cloud: AHHH MY HAIR IS ALL SCREWED UP!!! AND IM DEAD!!!
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