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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:22 pm
Loki: Raises a brow. "Only 5 minutes.. You Midgardians have no stamina." Smirks.
Roy: "He's making smut.. Not.. That... I know I got 5 minutes beat." Grins.
d**k: "Not the way Jade tells it." Smirks.
Roy: "She's an angry ex.. She lies.... Besides.. Barbra will get find out sooner or later." Smirks back.
d**k: Grumbles.
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:28 pm
Babs: I swear to god I will squash that alien!!
Natasha: :3 be right back babe *kisses Clint on the cheek before back flipping out of his hold twirling the daggers* remember how I mentioned my castration techniques?
Babs: I'll handle the paperwork go have at it..
Kara: o.o red heads are scary..
Lois: slice down the middle with a jagged blade... I'll go grab the salt to rub in the wounds :3
Selina: I do not think you'll be bale to hide all the sharps in time.. Those three are worst than myself, Harley and Pammy together after happy hour...
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Barbara Gordon_Batgirl Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:34 pm
Nathan bopped Loki on the head "5 minutes to think up a proper erotica setting."
What have you got?
Nathan looked over his list "hmmm. Either Starfire is over powered by Barbara, or Starfire is dominated by Barbara while d**k is forced to watch." He flipped off Natasha "zatknisʹ malenʹkoy devochkoy, ya narulon."
I vote for the Batgirl Dominatrix version.
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:36 pm
Loki in regards to your other half.. Jane, Wanda, and the writer went to a party last night are currently miserable. Lets just say mixing alcholic beverages was not a wise thing at all.. She should be online later later today I think.. After several handfuls of pain killers and water..
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Barbara Gordon_Batgirl Vice Captain
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Barbara Gordon_Batgirl Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:44 pm
Tasha: yob tuvoyu mat *flips him off and throws a dagger at his thigh*
Babs: don't let him get to you Tasha Lois: can't I just shoot him? Pleaseeeeees!!!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:46 pm
Loki: zaps Eric then pouts. "I shall tend to my Jane then when she gets here."
Long post is long. Damian is now in the Walgreens with Loki and Lois. muahahahaha. And he's a Bruce Wayne double at this point, 20 years old and still a cocky little s**t.
d**k: "I'm dead?! You killed me in the post apacalyptic rp." Pouts.
You saved Damian....
d**k: "Ughh... I don't wonna be dead."
Roy; "What about me?"
Dead.... Lian is still running about though.
Roy: "Not cool bro."
Daken: "And myself?"
Chained to a wall where you belong.
Daken: "Excellent."
Not in a fun way.
Daken: "F$&k You Sith."
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:48 pm
Barbara Gordon_Batgirl Tasha: yob tuvoyu mat *flips him off and throws a dagger at his thigh* Babs: don't let him get to you Tasha Lois: can't I just shoot him? Pleaseeeeees!!!! Clint: Enjoying the show. "That flexability is soooooo gonna get used.'" Smirks. "Also the joys of growing up as a circus act I'm not too shabby in the flex dep too.'
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:54 pm
Nathan scooted over on the couch, making the dagger miss "that's it, Natasha and Lois are getting their own stories." He turned the page in his book and started writing.
Kai observed the antics curiously, then noticed R. Helena calming looking over Nathan's shoulder "are you offended as well by his writings?"
R. Helena shook her head "not in the least, most of it is kinda hot. Plus he knows better to not write anything about me."
Nathan nodded and continued writing "Russian Spies can suck it, I'm not messing with an Italian Mafia family."
Kai's central eye glowed as his cpu prioritized threat responses, creating two files on Italian Mafia and Russian Spies, moving the former above the latter "interesting."
Nathan looked up and Loki and glared, he would save a piece for him later.
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Barbara Gordon_Batgirl Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:06 pm
Lois: gun.. Now.. Natasha: *tosses one to Lois* Barton that's information that is to remain in the bed room... * aims widows bites at Nathan* do it and see what happens I might call in a Deadpool who may do far worse than myself
Babs: *sighs* back down girls.. I'm tired and dealing wih him is only headache enducing...
Natasha: meh.. Not worth my time * back flips towards Clint* now where we're we?
Lois: *sighs* I'm keeping this though.. *wiggles gun in the air*
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:13 pm
Clint: smirks. "We were talking about flexability.. But here or it'll end up in a fan fic.' Scoops Natasha up.
Deadpool: Walks in with a large funny hat on and ballerina tu tu. "I heard my name mentioned. I was playing poker with the guys." Scene panst to a poker table and each seat a different dead guy.
d**k: "Hmmm.. Seems futuristic apacolyptic Damian isn't too snotty."
Damian: "Thats what you say now. I will be taking back father's mantle."
Daken: "Good luck. Joker is teaming up with Emma Frost."
Damian: "Then I may require some help from someone who is amune to psychic attack." Looks at Daken.
Daken; ' Your cute but not that cute."
Damian: Rolls eyes. "I free you and you help me. Deal?"
Daken: "I'll think about it."
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:14 pm
Nathan glared at Natasha "Kai... access file, Widow Bondage."Kai's central eye glowed and projected an holographic display of Natasha and Clint experimenting with bondage "Accessing...."Nathan resumed his writing "don't push it Lois. I'm on a roll and don't want to break my concentration."
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:21 pm
Natasha: *smiles* well fanfiction is nice.. *rolls her eyes at Kai* we've done that twice this week it's part of our routine... You should see what happens when I get out..
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:25 pm
Kai's eye glowed "recalibrating recorder to continue after 'Target: Black Widow' escapes bondage."
Nathan grumbled "yeah its nice, but only when I don't write it apparently." He pouted.
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:27 pm
Clint: "That reminds me.. I need more rope." Smirks. "I love when you get out." Winks. I got better. Tony and Natasha???
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:31 pm
XDDDDD I love that comic... two things I wanna point out.
1. Bruce Wayne would be able to do the same thing only smoother. 2. Tony has had sex with She Hulk... and apparently fell asleep.
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