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 Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:23 pm
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Don't go chasing Waterfalls ApeKz.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:23 pm
Keyboard Warrior
The Keyboard Warrior seeks to use the power imbued in his 'weapon' to effect death and destruction (in a strictly-metaphorical sense) upon his foes (other virtual identities he has encountered on the internet). In essence, the keyboard (ie. text input ability) allows the keyboard warrior to manifest his true warrior nature in a safe and removed environment, from which no real-life repercussions .
That's what it is Zala
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:26 pm
CorbyBear Gaoow : D Don't go chasing Waterfalls ApeKz.
well you better do this right, cause I don't want no scrubs.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:26 pm
Other definitions...
buy keyboard warrior mugs, tshirts and magnets
1. A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.
2. The term is a combination of the word 'keyboard' (the main tool by which the person expresses his/her latent rage) and 'warrior' (due to the warrior-like aggression, tendency towards violence, headstrong nature and propensity towards brute force as a means of resolving conflict rather than more subtle means dependant on finesse).
3. The Keyboard Warrior seeks to use the power imbued in his 'weapon' to effect death and destruction (in a strictly-metaphorical sense) upon his foes (other virtual identities he has encountered on the internet). In essence, the keyboard (ie. text input ability) allows the keyboard warrior to manifest his true warrior nature in a safe and removed environment, from which no real-life repercussions .
4. Keyboard Warriors are generally identified by unneccessary rage in their written communications, and are regarded as 'losers' by other virtual identities on the internet.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:29 pm
Azn Shadow Specz Keyboard Warrior The Keyboard Warrior seeks to use the power imbued in his 'weapon' to effect death and destruction (in a strictly-metaphorical sense) upon his foes (other virtual identities he has encountered on the internet). In essence, the keyboard (ie. text input ability) allows the keyboard warrior to manifest his true warrior nature in a safe and removed environment, from which no real-life repercussions . That's what it is Zala *half smile* I am passionate in all I do... but honestly I am too much of a masochist not to prefer martial arts and my other sports... There is nothing like an injury to make it all worth while whether you win or lose...
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:34 pm
Reservoir of Memory Azn Shadow Specz Keyboard Warrior The Keyboard Warrior seeks to use the power imbued in his 'weapon' to effect death and destruction (in a strictly-metaphorical sense) upon his foes (other virtual identities he has encountered on the internet). In essence, the keyboard (ie. text input ability) allows the keyboard warrior to manifest his true warrior nature in a safe and removed environment, from which no real-life repercussions . That's what it is Zala *half smile* I am passionate in all I do... but honestly I am too much of a masochist not to prefer martial arts and my other sports... There is nothing like an injury to make it all worth while whether you win or lose... [Insert rude comment here]
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:37 pm
Reservoir of Memory Azn Shadow Specz Keyboard Warrior The Keyboard Warrior seeks to use the power imbued in his 'weapon' to effect death and destruction (in a strictly-metaphorical sense) upon his foes (other virtual identities he has encountered on the internet). In essence, the keyboard (ie. text input ability) allows the keyboard warrior to manifest his true warrior nature in a safe and removed environment, from which no real-life repercussions . That's what it is Zala *half smile* I am passionate in all I do... but honestly I am too much of a masochist not to prefer martial arts and my other sports... There is nothing like an injury to make it all worth while whether you win or lose... Well on the internet, you rage you lose XD That's how it is on here. But this definition was funniest one to me. EDIT: I'm a martial artist as well I'm a third degree black belt in Shotokan karate and a 1st degree in Judo.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:39 pm
Ey.. Tsubaki..
calm down..
Or I will go grab a tuna fish.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:40 pm
Wow. You guys wrote like ten pages while I was gone. oO Anyways, for anyone waiting for me to post, I can't post until tomorrow night. I had no clue my scholastic bowl thing would last from after school until 9:30. D: [And it took an hour to get home.]
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:44 pm
Brooklyn rage then...
Now for my story....
um...
A beautiful woman was a tailor in a small town. Her radiant beauty was the talk of the land as well as how kind and gentle she was. She also had many admires but she admired one and kept him in her heart. Then one day, when she was out delivering her goods to a nearby resident, she spied on a man who was with a woman clad in a beautiful red dress. Seeing this woman with him, she thought
"This man has someone like me, how can he do this? Why did that woman go near my man like that?"
Then the next day, as she worked on her coat, a cry was heard. A murder was afoot and as she heard the news, the killer was at large for murdering a woman in an alleyway. The workers were glad she wasn't out that night and was busy making dresses. However, an unsettling feeling was in her heart. She went off to see the murder but at the bridge near the scene of the crime was the same man she admired. However, beside him was a beautiful girl clad in a green coat. She consoled the man as she embraced him tenderly. Her eyes glowed red and as she bit her lips, she went back to the store. Sewing a red dress, she quietly lamented on the events she have seen earlier.
The next morning, another murder occurred and another girl was dead near a bridge. Snipping away, the lady kept working on her order yet the workers were getting worried.
"Did you cut yourself, mistress?" One asked as they pointed her finger. She had bandaged that finger since she cut herself yet as she looked at it, she could see the scissor rusting with a lace of blood. She sighed as she wiped the rest of the blood away and continued working. A few days later, as she walked into the streets for some inspiration on her project, she saw the man yet again but beside him was another girl. This time, she was an underage child in which her anger boiled. Does this man have any sense of morale? Why would he be treating that girl to a golden hairpin? Why doesn't he pay attention to me anymore? Leaving, she grabbed onto a random inspiration and was out of site.
Two nights later, a body was found once again and it was in the river. The body belonged to a little girl and when the woman decided to see who it was, it was the very same girl that was with her man the other day. Giving a weird half smile, she scoffed as if to say "you deserved it" and went off back to her shop.
"Scissor are two blades. They only work when both go hand in hand to cut their target." So did her mother told her since she was little. Now, she was able to bring him back to his senses! Now he MUST come back to her. Wearing a red dress, a green petticoat and a beautiful golden hairpin, the woman walked up to the man and asked.
"I have worn those things you have very loved on a woman. Do I look beautiful now?" However, the words that came out of his mouth was,
"Who are you? This is our first meeting..." The next words were exempted from this story since his throat was cut the very next moment. Rusted scissors came out of the woman's sleeve and with that ended the tale. A family of four had died and the murderer was never found. The murders stopped yet one woman's story have never did and to this day, one can only feel sorry for this beautiful flower, the flower dripping of blood of her envious heart that have been cut in two by the very scissors she had.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:45 pm
Azn Shadow Specz Reservoir of Memory Azn Shadow Specz Keyboard Warrior The Keyboard Warrior seeks to use the power imbued in his 'weapon' to effect death and destruction (in a strictly-metaphorical sense) upon his foes (other virtual identities he has encountered on the internet). In essence, the keyboard (ie. text input ability) allows the keyboard warrior to manifest his true warrior nature in a safe and removed environment, from which no real-life repercussions . That's what it is Zala *half smile* I am passionate in all I do... but honestly I am too much of a masochist not to prefer martial arts and my other sports... There is nothing like an injury to make it all worth while whether you win or lose... Well on the internet, you rage you lose XD That's how it is on here. But this definition was funniest one to me. EDIT: I'm a martial artist as well I'm a third degree black belt in Shotokan karate and a 1st degree in Judo. I am a 1 kyu in Kwanmukhanzendokai [Judo/Kobudo/Jujitsu/Akido] and I am a 3 kyu in Judo... But I am testing for my Shodan in May... after an injury leave and time need to get back into shape...
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:48 pm
ApeKz Fe3r Ey.. Tsubaki..
calm down..
Or I will go grab a tuna fish. Lol I am calm xD I just wanted to see how she would react to nothing. Specially since she thinks I'm arrogant and a taint to everyone around me >w>
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:50 pm
you are behaving as such.
As a mod I am telling you not to say things to get a rouse out of people. =/ It is disrespectful.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:54 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:58 pm
The keyboard warrior emerge once again for the battle for the mountain!
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