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 Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:25 pm
Play is such a broad term...
If you start smoking when you're nine, and Kevin starts traveling to Montreal at seven P.M. at 250 mph, how much older than pudding is Kevin?
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:31 pm
ELEVEN YEARS!
If Weegee comes by and someone finds a magic balloon, does Bowser say eggface?
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:07 pm
I'm not sure what meme that's supposed to be.
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:32 pm
Yes, which means the cops must battering ram the wall open to take him to jail.
If we all had an orgy and everyone wound up pregnant, whose at fault?
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:04 am
IT WAS MEEEE!!!
If you're gliding around Gotham, and somebody suddenly starts screaming, what's just happened?
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:13 pm
You became blind.
What happens when 2 guys, 3 girls, 2 bisexuals, 1 lesbian, and 2 gays are in the same room?
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:13 pm
It means there's at least 5 people in the same room. No, I'm serious. Questions like these piss me off. B|
What happens when you walk in front of a speeding train?
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:36 pm
Gresley Toombs It means there's at least 5 people in the same room. No, I'm serious. Questions like these piss me off. B| What happens when you walk in front of a speeding train? I would tip your post if I could. YOU'D GET TRAIN POWARS. What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:08 pm
One is poisoned and the other gives you superpowers.
Which would you rather have, fantastic superpowers, or the only person who can make you feel at home no matter where you go?
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:54 am
My music.
Boxes, briefcases, or . . . ?
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:58 am
First post:Why are bananas yellow?
I thought they were blue
Second Post:Because there was already an orange fruit.
Who gives us our names?
Earth
Third post:The Angels.
What's the capital of Spain?
A
you get the whole point so to start:
What do eyes do?
Eat
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:08 am
THANK YOU SO MUCH. These people don't know how to play this game. stare
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:24 am
Because you can't pluralise The Lone Ranger...
Why?
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:51 am
Because Apurture Science's portal gun has distorted reality too much...
Why?
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:40 am
Because there's a time loop.
Who invented the corkscrew?
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