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 Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:13 pm
FingersMcKenzie Hula_dancing_monkeyo.O FingersMcKenzie I just read this in the newspaper the other day, apperently in Oregon they passed the law for assistant suicide If your lets say in your early eighties late nindies and you know that your going to die in like a year or two a doctor can help you commit suicide and its perfectly legal. As soon as I heard about it I started having backflashes of that one south park episode were Stans grandpa wanted him to help him kill his self man that s**t was funny rofl I heart heart heart Southpark. What makes it even funnier is that its a great way to describe how 4th graders really are....Well, atleast when I was in the 4th grade.... me to the best thing is that people were freaked out about this! They thought that little fourth graders were angels and couldnt do a single thing wrong. Let alone say and do all of those things on Southpark. For instance, my dad still thinks that the worst word that I have said is b*****d. I said that word in kindergarten, so he has some catching up to do with me whee
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:00 pm
Hula_dancing_monkeyo.O FingersMcKenzie Hula_dancing_monkeyo.O FingersMcKenzie I just read this in the newspaper the other day, apperently in Oregon they passed the law for assistant suicide If your lets say in your early eighties late nindies and you know that your going to die in like a year or two a doctor can help you commit suicide and its perfectly legal. As soon as I heard about it I started having backflashes of that one south park episode were Stans grandpa wanted him to help him kill his self man that s**t was funny rofl I heart heart heart Southpark. What makes it even funnier is that its a great way to describe how 4th graders really are....Well, atleast when I was in the 4th grade.... me to the best thing is that people were freaked out about this! They thought that little fourth graders were angels and couldnt do a single thing wrong. Let alone say and do all of those things on Southpark. For instance, my dad still thinks that the worst word that I have said is b*****d. I said that word in kindergarten, so he has some catching up to do with me whee sweet
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:10 pm
I was going to this terriyaki restauraunt near my apartment this afternoon. As soon as I walk in I see three cops just standing there. As soon as I realize what I just seen..."Woop" *turns around* and I go to a chinese restaurant a mile from where I live.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:04 pm
When I was younger some of my cousins and I would put fire crackers into apples that had long since fallen from my grandmother's apple trees. We would light them as we saw a car come around the bend and toss them into the air over the road. End result: applesauce everywhere and lots of angry people.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:15 pm
Well I have been involved with the Boy Scouts for about 12 years now, and there are a couple of pranks we play on new scouts on their first campout. First of all, we tell them that bears roam the area, so whenever they leave the campsite to relieve themselves they should take two sticks with them and continually bang them together to ward off bears. We emphasize that they must always continue banging the sticks. It is hilarious when it takes them thirty minutes or more just to pee.
Also when we are sitting around a camp fire we ask any of the new campers if they want to be the designated smoke shifter. We have one of them take a stick and move it in a circular pattern above the fire. We tell them that will keep the smoke out of everyones faces. It generally takes them hours to figure it out.
The last, and best, prank we do is snipe hunting. We tell the new campers about a smallish, flightless bird that is active at night, and we tell them that we plan on going hunting for them. Naturally they all want to come along, so we all grab our flashlights and head out into the woods away from the campsite. After about a fifteen minute walk we stop and explain how we hunt. A few people take flashlights and try to chase the snipes towards the rest of the group, who wait with sacks. We give the sacks to the new campers, and then just walk back to the campsite.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:33 pm
ConsusLata When I was younger some of my cousins and I would put fire crackers into apples that had long since fallen from my grandmother's apple trees. We would light them as we saw a car come around the bend and toss them into the air over the road. End result: applesauce everywhere and lots of angry people. me and my cousins did that with a lot of things: eggs, apples, live frogs...
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:36 pm
NewGenious ConsusLata When I was younger some of my cousins and I would put fire crackers into apples that had long since fallen from my grandmother's apple trees. We would light them as we saw a car come around the bend and toss them into the air over the road. End result: applesauce everywhere and lots of angry people. me and my cousins did that with a lot of things: eggs, apples, live frogs... Yes, it's a classic.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:37 pm
ConsusLata NewGenious ConsusLata When I was younger some of my cousins and I would put fire crackers into apples that had long since fallen from my grandmother's apple trees. We would light them as we saw a car come around the bend and toss them into the air over the road. End result: applesauce everywhere and lots of angry people. me and my cousins did that with a lot of things: eggs, apples, live frogs... Yes, it's a classic. if you stick it in someones mailbox they'll be plenty pissed when they see the mess.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:43 pm
NewGenious ConsusLata NewGenious ConsusLata When I was younger some of my cousins and I would put fire crackers into apples that had long since fallen from my grandmother's apple trees. We would light them as we saw a car come around the bend and toss them into the air over the road. End result: applesauce everywhere and lots of angry people. me and my cousins did that with a lot of things: eggs, apples, live frogs... Yes, it's a classic. if you stick it in someones mailbox they'll be plenty pissed when they see the mess. Never thought of that, but then again, there were no mailboxes on my grandmother's street.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:46 pm
ConsusLata NewGenious ConsusLata NewGenious ConsusLata When I was younger some of my cousins and I would put fire crackers into apples that had long since fallen from my grandmother's apple trees. We would light them as we saw a car come around the bend and toss them into the air over the road. End result: applesauce everywhere and lots of angry people. me and my cousins did that with a lot of things: eggs, apples, live frogs... Yes, it's a classic. if you stick it in someones mailbox they'll be plenty pissed when they see the mess. Never thought of that, but then again, there were no mailboxes on my grandmother's street. "What the hell man, there's frog guts all over my por-rrrrre cleaner...yeah pore cleaner...
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:28 pm
NewGenious ConsusLata When I was younger some of my cousins and I would put fire crackers into apples that had long since fallen from my grandmother's apple trees. We would light them as we saw a car come around the bend and toss them into the air over the road. End result: applesauce everywhere and lots of angry people. me and my cousins did that with a lot of things: eggs, apples, live frogs... i remember that we would stick it in there mouth and then ducktape it closed, and sense you guys lived right next to a levve there was plenty of frogs to go around
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:30 pm
NewGenious ConsusLata NewGenious ConsusLata NewGenious ConsusLata When I was younger some of my cousins and I would put fire crackers into apples that had long since fallen from my grandmother's apple trees. We would light them as we saw a car come around the bend and toss them into the air over the road. End result: applesauce everywhere and lots of angry people. me and my cousins did that with a lot of things: eggs, apples, live frogs... Yes, it's a classic. if you stick it in someones mailbox they'll be plenty pissed when they see the mess. Never thought of that, but then again, there were no mailboxes on my grandmother's street. "What the hell man, there's frog guts all over my por-rrrrre cleaner...yeah pore cleaner...
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:01 pm
the woman that handles the rent at the "colligiate housing" recently "quit" it was quite sudden and I was wondering what happened but then I'm hearing about all these rumors that she was arrested because she was laundering money.
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:12 pm
ConsusLata Well I have been involved with the Boy Scouts for about 12 years now, and there are a couple of pranks we play on new scouts on their first campout. First of all, we tell them that bears roam the area, so whenever they leave the campsite to relieve themselves they should take two sticks with them and continually bang them together to ward off bears. We emphasize that they must always continue banging the sticks. It is hilarious when it takes them thirty minutes or more just to pee. Also when we are sitting around a camp fire we ask any of the new campers if they want to be the designated smoke shifter. We have one of them take a stick and move it in a circular pattern above the fire. We tell them that will keep the smoke out of everyones faces. It generally takes them hours to figure it out. The last, and best, prank we do is snipe hunting. We tell the new campers about a smallish, flightless bird that is active at night, and we tell them that we plan on going hunting for them. Naturally they all want to come along, so we all grab our flashlights and head out into the woods away from the campsite. After about a fifteen minute walk we stop and explain how we hunt. A few people take flashlights and try to chase the snipes towards the rest of the group, who wait with sacks. We give the sacks to the new campers, and then just walk back to the campsite. that sounds like so much fun^^ I really like the last one though, its so mean, yet, its so hilarious rofl
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:58 am
I got caught stealing pants one time, but that was just for shits and giggles. The funny part is that the security guard sat me in the mall office and told me not to go anywhere, but when no one came in to talk to me or take my information after ten minutes I just got up and left. With the pants.
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