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 Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:04 pm
Scott: Who would win in a fight? A Z-Fighter from DBZ, or a Jedi Master?
Nick: Well, that's a good question. There are a lot of things that need to be factored in. Z-fighters can fly, shoot big balls of energy, go really fast, and teleport, etc.
Scott: Yes, but a Jedi Master can see all of that happen before he does it, and he has a light saber.... I guess this is one of those things in life we will never really know.
Me: GODDAMNIT! Has either one of you ever even SEEN what a p***y looks like?
Also, almost immediately after posting this one and informing Zeke, this happened:
Plagued Killer: New quote in the guild that happened maybe 15 minutes ago.
DarkKaoticShadow: ....There's ice cream....coming out of my nose....
Plagued Killer: o_O
Plagued Killer: From the quote?
DarkKaoticShadow: yes
Plagued Killer: AHAHA. Now you know what the milkshake felt like. crying
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:35 pm
Okay so my friend walks into chinese class...
[him]: I have THE greatest joke in the world!
[me]: Do tell...
[him]: Okay so there's this black guy on a black horse and he's riding along and he comes along to a castle. He knocks on the guards door.
The guard asks, " Whose there?"
The black guy on the black horse says, "The Black guy on the black horse"
"THE black guy on THE black horse?" Askes the guard
"THE black guy on THE black horse." Says the black guy on the black horse.
So the guard let's him pass and he knocks on the kings quarters.
The king asks, " Whose there?"
The black guy on the black horse says, "The Black guy on the black horse"
"THE black guy on THE black horse?" Asks the king
"THE black guy on THE black horse." Says the black guy on the black horse.
So the king let's him in.
The black guy on the black horse asks, "May I marry your daughter?"
"You may, but first you must collect 3 jewels for me." Says the king.
So the black guy onth e black horse rides off. He comes across the cave of the red dragon and he knocks on the door.
The red dragon asks, " Whose there?"
The black guy on the black horse says, "The Black guy on the black horse"
"THE black guy on THE black horse?" Asks the red dragon
"THE black guy on THE black horse." Says the black guy on the black horse.
So the dragon let's him in. They chat for a few minutes. Finally the black guy on the black horse asks, "Red dragon might I have your ruby?"
"Sure" the dragon responds handing him the ruby.
So the black guy onthe black horse rides back to the castle...
He knocks on the guards door.
The guard asks, " Whose there?"
The black guy on the black horse says, "The Black guy on the black horse"
"THE black guy on THE black horse?" Askes the guard
"THE black guy on THE black horse." Says the black guy on the black horse.
So the guard let's him pass and he knocks on the kings quarters.
The king asks, " Whose there?"
The black guy on the black horse says, "The Black guy on the black horse"
"THE black guy on THE black horse?" Asks the king
"THE black guy on THE black horse." Says the black guy on the black horse.
So the king let's him in.
The black guy on the black horse asks, "May I marry your daughter now?"
"You may, but first you must collect 2 more jewels for me." Says the king.
So the black guy on the black horse rides off. He comes across the cave of the blue dragon and he knocks on the door.
The blue dragon asks, " Whose there?"
The black guy on the black horse says, "The Black guy on the black horse"
"THE black guy on THE black horse?" Asks the blue dragon
"THE black guy on THE black horse." Says the black guy on the black horse.
So the dragon let's him in. They chat for a few minutes. Finally the black guy on the black horse asks, "Blue dragon might I have your sapphire?"
"Sure" the dragon responds handing him the sapphire.
So the black guy onthe black horse rides back to the castle...
He knocks on the guards door.
The guard asks, " Whose there?"
The black guy on the black horse says, "The Black guy on the black horse"
"THE black guy on THE black horse?" Askes the guard
"THE black guy on THE black horse." Says the black guy on the black horse.
So the guard let's him pass and he knocks on the kings quarters.
The king asks, " Whose there?"
The black guy on the black horse says, "The Black guy on the black horse"
"THE black guy on THE black horse?" Asks the king
"THE black guy on THE black horse." Says the black guy on the black horse.
So the king let's him in.
The black guy on the black horse asks, "May I marry your daughter now?"
"You may, but first you must collect 1 more jewel for me." Says the king.
So the black guy on the black horse rides off. He comes across the cave of the green dragon and he knocks on the door.
The green dragon asks, " Whose there?"
The black guy on the black horse says, "The Black guy on the black horse"
"THE black guy on THE black horse?" Asks the green dragon
"THE black guy on THE black horse." Says the black guy on the black horse.
So the dragon let's him in. They chat for a few minutes. Finally the black guy on the black horse asks, "Green dragon might I have your emerald?"
"Sure" the dragon responds handing him the emerald.
So the black guy onthe black horse rides back to the castle...
He knocks on the guards door.
The guard asks, " Whose there?"
The black guy on the black horse says, "The Black guy on the black horse"
"THE black guy on THE black horse?" Askes the guard
"THE black guy on THE black horse." Says the black guy on the black horse.
So the guard let's him pass and he knocks on the kings quarters.
The king asks, " Whose there?"
The black guy on the black horse says, "The Black guy on the black horse"
"THE black guy on THE black horse?" Asks the king
"THE black guy on THE black horse." Says the black guy on the black horse.
So the king let's him in.
The black guy on the black horse asks, "May I marry your daughter now?"
"Yes, she is at the top of those stairs" he says pointing across the room.
So the black guy on the black horse makes his way up the stairs and knocks on the princesses door.
The princess asks, " Whose there?"
The black guy on the black horse says, "The Black guy on the black horse"
"THE black guy on THE black horse?" Asks the princess
"THE black guy on THE black horse." Says the black guy on the black horse.
So she lets him in. He finally asks, "Will you marry me?"
She simply responds "No"
[PAUSE]
Okay now that joke took him about 10 minutes to tell due to interruptions from the announcements. He had a crowd of about 10 people around him while he was telling it. But still we were all hoping he would get to the punchline quick. But seeing as it took 10 minutes to tell...well here's the reaction...
[PLAY]
[me]: ....That's it?! NO?! Goddamnit! You tell me that damn joke for about 10 minutes the whole time I'm thinking it's going to turn into some sort of sexist or racist joke. BUT NO?! (I was cracking up as I was saying this too)
At this point he's laughing while I chase him trying to hit him wanting my 10 minutes back.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:37 am
I want my three minutes back from reading that.. I can imagine your pain ^^
excuse the rambling... I'm really tired..
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:45 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:38 am
My friend found this one. I've been killing thousands of these things nwo just to try and recreate this picture XD 
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:07 am
Luniaz Zooropa: you damn men are SO LUCKY you dont hae periods
Plagued Killer: ...
Plagued Killer: You damn women are so lucky your ovaries aren't on the OUTSIDE.
Luniaz Zooropa: |:<
Luniaz Zooropa: *bloody mess on you!*
Plagued Killer: *vampires it up, yo*
Plagued Killer: ;D
And of course, another one:
Plagued Killer: omfg daily chance.
Plagued Killer: Mmmm.
Plagued Killer: 100 tokens.
DarkKaoticShadow: I've got like 900 XD
Plagued Killer: I had over 15k a few weeks ago.
Plagued Killer: KIDS, GAMBLING IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM.
Plagued Killer: DO NOT GAMBLE UNLESS YOU HAVE GOLD TO SPARE.
DarkKaoticShadow: XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkKaoticShadow: *has 57k*
Plagued Killer: Pah.
Plagued Killer: PAH on you.
Plagued Killer: ONce more, I had more than that a few weeks ago.
Plagued Killer: And, uh.
DarkKaoticShadow: I sold my pimp set except the hat and cane for moneh
Plagued Killer: KIDS, GAMBLING IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:05 pm
My friend said this on WoW after I had 2 noggenfoggers. xd
[him]: Dude your the result of an undead and a gnome mating! =O
[me]: For the hor---er for the alli---I DON'T KNOW WHO TO CHEER FOR! ;o;
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:12 pm
Shadow what addons do you use that changed your bars.
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:44 pm
Dagoth DeSeer Shadow what addons do you use that changed your bars. Not mine.....Do I look like the person who'd have a female warlock? >_>; Honestly the only addons I ahve are CT_Raid, a map addon, and titanbar. Try asking around the addons and interface forum on the WoW site. I'm sure they know. razz
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:47 pm
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:21 am
This just happened to me when alliance were camping instance entrance.
[Me]: Damn 12 year old alliance asses.
[Pary member]: Hey I'm 12!
[Me]: Damn it kid your not helping me prove this stereo-type. Now off to the alliance with ya! D:<
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:25 am
DarkKaoticShadow: Oh I got a joke for ya
DarkKaoticShadow: What's the name of the black guy on the jetsons
Plagued Killer: ******** you, racist.
Plagued Killer: Fin.
DarkKaoticShadow: I'm not racist
DarkKaoticShadow: I ahte everyone equally.
DarkKaoticShadow: *hate
Plagued Killer: I told you that like four years ago.
Plagued Killer: Fail.
DarkKaoticShadow: No you didn't
Plagued Killer: Did too.
DarkKaoticShadow: I learned from other site before I met joo
DarkKaoticShadow: DX
Plagued Killer: ******** you, liar.
Plagued Killer: Fin.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:29 pm
Plagued Killer (8:24:49 PM): Rofl. Plagued Killer (8:24:54 PM): I had that problem on yahoo once. DarkKaoticShadow (8:25:29 PM): Your peni wasn't long enough for yahoo? XD Plagued Killer (8:25:35 PM): Right. Plagued Killer (8:25:43 PM): Apparently I need a bazooka between my legs.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:58 am
THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES. I AM LARGE, AND IN CHARGE.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:40 am
Also, an average conversation with Ronin:
Cap'n Ronin says:
we should take capoiera
Cybersonic Superchrist says:
I've pondered it.
Cybersonic Superchrist says:
But I'm probably way too big for it.
Cap'n Ronin says:
yeah but
Cap'n Ronin says:
long limbs good balance
Cap'n Ronin says:
I'm a clumsy ******** Superchrist says:
Long limbs = kick in the face.
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