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 Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:52 pm
Hikaripup *House gets Cameron to ride with him on his motorcycle. She gets behind him and puts her hands on his shoulders. He rolls his eyes, grabs her hands, and puts them around his waist.* I don't know why, but that's hilarious to me. lol now ima huddy fan to the heart but that moment seemed too cute for them lol
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:55 am
Setting- hospital room. House just told the supermodel she's a man.
*rips his/her gown off*
'how can you say not i'm not a girl?! looka at me!!! I'm beautiful!'
'put your clothes back on. we're going to cut off your balls.'
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:59 am
Hikaripup fantasy_fire_kitsune88 phoenixtsukino Skin Deep Personal Favorite
Wilson: House, this is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson: Let me check. Oh! I got a plague. What about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson: Oh! Damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Cuddy: (bursts in) House...
House: Quick God, smite the evil witch!
Cuddy: Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?
House: God, why have you forsaken me?
Wilson: (snickers) It's kinda cute, and hilarious at the same time!! rofl Lol yesh this is like an awesome episode. Again, i point out 'put your clothes on. we're going to cut off you balls.'
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:58 pm
House: You know how many little boys pray for jetpacks? You know how many priests pray for... Actually, that one works.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:08 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:20 pm
My favorite House quote eva:
You can't stop our love!
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:13 pm
House: It's nothing personal. It's just cuz you're full of crap.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:07 am
Rachlarn My favorite House quote eva:
You can't stop our love! That made me laugh.... "I cant even begin to imagine the backwards logic you used to justify shooting a corpse" "Well, if I shot a live person there’s a lot more paperwork." Cuddy to House (Euphoria) Same ep, just after House shot the corpse - "I shot him! He’s dead!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:27 pm
What a surprise, you're an IDIOT!
House's House of Whining, state your complaint.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:50 pm
Daisy Mai This isn't really a house-ism but its my favourite quote from House M.D. Quote: Cameron: Sex� could kill you.< Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets [Chase is starting to look uncomfortable], respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland [Chase starts to look for an escape route], and the muscles tense and spasm like you�re lifting three times your body weight. It�s violent, it�s ugly, and it�s messy, and if God hadn�t made it unbelievably fun� the human race would have died out eons ago. [small pause] Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm.< You know that women can have an hour-long orgasm? [Chase is very wide-eyed; Foreman walks in.] Hey, Foreman.< What�s up? 
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:44 am
Aeariel Daisy Mai This isn't really a house-ism but its my favourite quote from House M.D. Quote: Cameron: Sex� could kill you.< Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets [Chase is starting to look uncomfortable], respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland [Chase starts to look for an escape route], and the muscles tense and spasm like you�re lifting three times your body weight. It�s violent, it�s ugly, and it�s messy, and if God hadn�t made it unbelievably fun� the human race would have died out eons ago. [small pause] Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm.< You know that women can have an hour-long orgasm? [Chase is very wide-eyed; Foreman walks in.] Hey, Foreman.< What�s up? I love that part!
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:53 am
It's not a quote as such but:
when the cuban woman come back to life after her heart stopped, house lookes up at the ceiling with a 'what gives' look. I was laughing the entire ad break that followed. xd
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:23 pm
Mrs. Hernandez:"I'll have a huge scar. I won't be able to wear a bikini." House:"You wear a bikini now?" Mrs. Hernandez:"Yeah, you have a problem with that?" House:"No, but I've never gone swimming with you." - Heavy
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:28 am
Mine would have to be...
House:If you talk to god your religious,
If god talks back, your crazy
....or something like that
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