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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:27 am
"Now are you already drunk before walking into this bar? Do I even know you?" He stands up and looks at the newcomer. And unfortunately for him, he also gets a whiff of the newcomer. He clamps his hand over his nose and pinches his nose hoping to block the smell but he could taste the foul foul stench in the air. "Jeez man! If I light a match the whole area around you would explode! Have you ever taken a bath? Or did you just roll around in a pile of manure before washing it off with some liquid stinky french cheese that has festering out in the sun for several years bringing a plague of rats and flies from miles around to it before they died of the odor after getting too close to it!" He has been in many places that smelled horrible but even as a slave to the Mattonians he has never encountered such a foul smelling creature in the nonhuman holding pens. This is a entire new dimension of stink that no one has encountered before.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:54 am
"Right, sorry!" Owle exclaimed, skedaddling behind the bar to fetch Rafe his drink while the woman she'd been trying to serve remained unresponsive. She set the bottle of schnapps down in front of him (she didn't really pay much attention to what kind it was, just grabbed the first bottle that said "schnapps" on it) and was just about to go into the kitchen to fry up some bacon when... KillerSumo "AAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! AAHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA!" Owle winced and covered her ears with her hands. "Isn't it a little early for maniacal laughter?" she asked pointedly, shooting the odd and dirty man a glance. "You want some drinks, calm down and lower the volume a little, or at least drop an octave."
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:13 pm
Owle Owle winced and covered her ears with her hands. "Isn't it a little early for maniacal laughter?" she asked pointedly, shooting the odd and dirty man a glance. "You want some drinks, calm down and lower the volume a little, or at least drop an octave." "Awwww, you're no fun pretty lady. But I'll be quiet for you. Huuh."The stupidest grin was suddenly plastered across his face as he took his seat, and everything he was going to say before was lowered by about an octave, until the man sitting at the bar spoke up. High Templar Doomshot "Jeez man! If I light a match the whole area around you would explode! Have you ever taken a bath? Or did you just roll around in a pile of manure before washing it off with some liquid stinky french cheese that has festering out in the sun for several years bringing a plague of rats and flies from miles around to it before they died of the odor after getting too close to it!" "Shut up yer Fn pie hole meta-human! The flies love me, and I love them, and I would never kill them. They only die from happy old age when they're with me! You're being glib, you alien, you don't know a Fn thing about me and my friends!"Owle might detect that Leo could sense things about people, things people were trying to hide, the same abilities that gave him control over insects gave him a measure of unfocused scryning over people and objects, and even an ability to read certain thoughts, but only if they were loud, unguarded, and broadcasted at him. He stuck his finger in his coat and pulled out a huge horsefly the likes of which none of them had ever seen. It was as long as his pointer finger and twice as wide. It crawled onto his plam and sat like a docile beast, preening its wings and cleaning its legs. "Take clarabelle here," she's been with me since forever, "Aw you feelin okay this mornin my widdle sugga muffin. Say hi to all the nice people, and the mean non-person too."
The fly flapped its wings, buzzing in what sounded like morse code. "Such a good girl," he said, "Guess who's daddy is going to take her to a trip to the grave yard to find a nice fresh corpse to gnaw on? That's right, that's right!"Leo pet the fly across the wings, using his little finger. Leo's Mood: Loving
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:09 pm
He quickly puts his hand over the hilt of the sword he is carrying around his waist, he is about to grab it before stopping himself and thinking to himself, Don't lose my cool here, last thing I want is this place to be damaged horribly by a battle. He wonders idly for a moment if he should light a match to see if the air would explode. He then hears the man talk to the fly a little creeped out but not the creepiest thing he has seen. Damien hears the man call him a non-person, he reacts shouting angrily "What do you mean I'm a non-person! Just because I'm not from this planet doesn't make me a damn nonentity! I still exist with feelings! Who are you to judge if I'm a person or not! I may not be human but I beleive I've became a person over the last 180 years I have been stuck on the god forsaken mudball of a planet!" He starts to move his hand and secretly undos a clasp that engages a mechanism that will slide a pistol from his forearm into his hand, if he makes the right movement.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:31 pm
High Templar Doomshot "What do you mean I'm a non-person! Just because I'm not from this planet doesn't make me a damn nonentity! I still exist with feelings! Who are you to judge if I'm a person or not! I may not be human but I beleive I've became a person over the last 180 years I have been stuck on the god forsaken mudball of a planet!" "Ah, Clarabelle, it seems the F%@#ing non-human is in a huff. What do you think Clarabelle, do you think it's a human?"He waited a little bit, then looked a Damien. "Clarabelle says she wouldn't even feed her maggots on your non-human corpse, and she's not a finicky eater," Leonard said, making a thumbs down sign. "Hey pretty laddy, where's F#@$ing my beer?" Leo said, trying his best not to swear at her but failing, he really couldn't help it.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:33 pm
"Thank you," Owle said in reply to the very dirty man. It may be worth mentioning that she was obviously a metahuman as well, unless the scales on her shoulders, calves, and feet, as well as the claws on her toes, were just decorations. Now satisfied that the dirty man was being quieter, she went back into the kitchen to prepare Rafe's bacon.
Owle would detect no such thing; her supernatural senses were limited to detecting the presence and locations of nearby minds. Any more complex information would need to be obtained via a fullblown mind invasion.
Leo might detect about Owle, in order from most likely to least likely, that she was a shapeshifter, a telepath, a worried mother, and a former goddess. Actually, the worried mother bit he might be able to figure out from the way she kept glancing up the stairs at loud noises, as if expecting a sleeping kid to wake up.
He would find her thoughts were highly guarded, so it wasn't likely he would hear any of them she didn't want him to hear.
She emerged from the kitchen with a steaming plate of bacon, only to see a large horsefly and a shouting Damien.
"Um...well, we don't normally serve insects here...just so long as she knows better than to touch anyone else's food, though, I guess it's okay."
Owle didn't like bugs much, but she wasn't repulsed by them, either. Besides, it wasn't as weird as half the things she'd seen on Gaia.
"Damien, please, calm down," she counseled, keeping her voice soothing. She had caught Damien's flustered speech, but not the remark that had provoked it.
So she turned to Leo next.
"Sir, you should be aware that this bar is owned and run by some of us who are not quite human. Any insults to meta-humans as a whole won't be taken too lightly here...though you're free to insult him all you like, I suppose. We just ask that you take any fights that may spring up as a result outside, so that the bar doesn't get destroyed again."
EDIT: She blinked at his demand for beer. Had he ordered? Oh, right, that must have been part of the shouting.
"If no one's taken you outside by the time I get it, it's coming right up," she answered, as if imminent violence didn't bother her at all.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:41 pm
Owle "If no one's taken you outside by the time I get it, it's coming right up," she answered, as if imminent violence didn't bother her at all. Leo would have no idea she was any one of those things, his powers were completely unfocused, among thousands of insects most of the time, and he wasn't even trying, because he was just...... a bit insane. "Ah...... Hyena's flying across the ocean with toaster strudel growing out their backs," Leo said in response, "Never seen such a sight, except for the turtles. They See Everything! F@#$ing Everything! Isn't that right Clarabelle?"The fly buzzed in response. Leo's Mood: Relaxed
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:58 pm
Athan was tired, of that there wasn't much question at all. He had also just recently consumed a beverage that was on fire, but he wasn't inebrieted to the point that he would just imagine foul-mouthed hippie-esque patrons talking to flies.
So when Leo started speaking crazy (so, more or less, whenever he talked), Athan regarded the man with a raised eyebrow. This continued for awhile, until Owle vacated the room and Athan rose his voice so he could be heard from across the bar. It wasn't a shout, but it was pretty clear he wasn't engaging in polite conversation from a distance.
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:29 pm
Designated Hero "What the hell is wrong with you?" Leonard stood up and faced his accuser, raising his outstretched palm in the air so all could see his Clarabelle, and speaking with that high pitched sqeal of his that sounded like nails on a chalkboard. "Why my good sir, there is nothing wrong with me I assure you," he explained, " I am Leonard Smith, Gaia's foremost expert on all matters entomological. A more erudite scholar of entomology this world has never before seen."Then he started to river dance in place for a moment, he wasn't half bad. "How bout these F#$@ing leg movements you pompous b*****d!"Then he sat down, "I want pie, can I have a slice of pie?"Leo's mood:proud
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:55 am
Paul could feel the alcohol taking effect. The newcomer apparently didn't subscribe to the drinking contests, as he was being blatantly rude to one of its participants. Before Paul feels able to stand up and say something about it, someone kicks open the door. Now Paul is sure he's drunk. This is the sort of thing is what he'd see in a drunken stupor: a crazy, smelly guy surrounded by insects which he considered pets. Being partially drunk, it took him a while to notice that others were reacting to this character.
Paul: Hmm...guess he is real.
Paul drags himself upright and makes his way over to Leo. His footwork is only slightly impeded by the alcohol, and he taps the crazy newcomer on the shoulder, trying not to accidentally hit the giant horsefly on his person.
Paul: "Excuse me, sir. Are you a hallucination, or am I not that drunk yet?"
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:54 pm
KillerSumo High Templar Doomshot "What do you mean I'm a non-person! Just because I'm not from this planet doesn't make me a damn nonentity! I still exist with feelings! Who are you to judge if I'm a person or not! I may not be human but I beleive I've became a person over the last 180 years I have been stuck on the god forsaken mudball of a planet!" "Ah, Clarabelle, it seems the F%@#ing non-human is in a huff. What do you think Clarabelle, do you think it's a human?"He waited a little bit, then looked a Damien. "Clarabelle says she wouldn't even feed her maggots on your non-human corpse, and she's not a finicky eater," Leonard said, making a thumbs down sign. " "I'm just glad the young of my species, eat creatures just like your little Clarabelle right there. Although it'll take more than just her to fill their stomachs, maybe alot of your little friends ouside will do as well. Should you or any of your friends ever get caught in of of our webs expect no mercy you shall be eaten." he yells maliciously, thinking back to the huge spider like forms his people take before the Chysalis turns them sentient humanoids. He quickly turns around and in his rage doesn't keep track of one of his eight extensions unfurls and knocks over several glasses on the bar. He stalks over to the corner of the room forgetting the drinking contest and prepares should the man do anything including sending one of his precious bugs over here. Remember earlier how his alcohol has killed the insect from a distance he uncaps the lids of his flask and let the smells of it waft away from where the smell will kill any small creature such as insects within 20 feet of Damien.
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:49 pm
High Templar Doomshot "I'm just glad the young of my species, eat creatures just like your little Clarabelle right there. Although it'll take more than just her to fill their stomachs, maybe alot of your little friends ouside will do as well. Should you or any of your friends ever get caught in of of our webs expect no mercy you shall be eaten." "So you're an f#$in;g arachnid, ey. A touchy one at that, spiders ussually love me. I talk to them. They have to eat flies, that's what they were made for, but the ones I hang with only consume the aged. I beleive in being f#$in;g pragmatic."As for Paul, Leonard was too worried about Damien to pay him much notice at the moment, and ignored him completely. High Templar Doomshot Remember earlier how his alcohol has killed the insect from a distance he uncaps the lids of his flask and let the smells of it waft away from where the smell will kill any small creature such as insects within 20 feet of Damien. Clarabelle was immune to even the most toxic pesticides man could create, though this substance may be different, so Leo left her hide in the folds of his coat. This wasn't good, as in any restauraunt, there were flies that needed to be protected. The first one that dropped to the floor dead, and Leo would go berserk, and no one wanted to see that. For now, he was directing the insects to stay away from the scent. As for Damien, he had admitted to being a big spider once, yet even so, they had not seemed to hit it off very well. Leo decided to see if he could change that, if Damien was part insect, or part arachnid, it would be easy for Leo to gain some degree of control over Damiens actions, should be interesting. Quote: Insect Attraction Wrote: With every post, insects gather in Leo's vicinity, the longer he stays in one place, the more insects gather, until critical mass is reached and enough bugs are gathered for him to perform a summons. Four hours + four turns spent in any five square kilometer area permits a Terrain Summons. One hour and One turn permits an air summons. This effect is always active. This effect is not needed if the summoned insects are naturally present in the area. This effect is of no consequence if summoned insects can not survive in the area for longer than five minutes or would not be within ten kilometers of the summoning area. This was the shore off the northern edge of the Gaian Plains, so there would be plenty of flying insects swarming outside. If needed, he could summon a swarm of flying insects from miles away, not icluding his control of any other insects naturally present in the area. "Mr. Spider, I request you put the cap back on that bottle right now." Leo said with a sudden fondness in his voice for Damien, "That is wastefull murder, you don't kill what you won't eat. You should be ashamed."If Damien was part insect, even of a non-terestial species, he would feel compelled to control his temper and put the lid back on his drink. Leo had a way of controling insects and insect-like creatures, and that would include humaniods who were part insects. He also loved them, more than anything else that existed, insects were more valuable than people, in his mind. The flies here, and all the other insects, were his children. But if Damien was part spider, this was more like a family quarrel. Though bad members of the family might need to be disciplined. Standoff, so what would happen next. Leo's mood: Affectionately Apprehensive
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:11 pm
He feels a mental probe hit him and he follows the probe back to the source, the man Leo, and the thousands of insect minds he is part of. "Since you ask nicely I think I'll do it. I just let my temper get a hold of me, sorry about that." He apologizes and caps up the alcoholic acid. Due to the ventalition of the building the smell quickly disappears and disperses harmlessly into the atmosphere. "Now I see the pain the death of insects could cause to you. But you mind doing a favor and remove your mental probe on my mind, as interesting as yours and the insects minds are I don't feel like reading them any more, it hurts my head. Other than look a bit into my mind you won't be able to do much more than that, you aren't the first mentat I have encountered." In the part of his mind exposed to the mental probe he starts to concentrate on the image of a pearl white featureless wall. This is common tactic used by nonmentats to block mentats from being able to see or influence anything within a the nonmentats mind. It kinda works as a almost indestructable barrier as long as concentration on it is kept up.
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:10 pm
"What's all this talk about mind hacking?"
Somewhere during Leo and Damien's discussion, if it could be called that, Owle had put the plate of bacon down in front of Rafe and vanished into the kitchen. She emerged now, a mug of booze in her hand, just in time to again catch the tail end of Damien's words.
She was interested, being a telepath herself, and not sensing the usual kind of astral energy that she'd associate with telepathy flying about.
The mug found its way to Leo, and Owle looked about for something else with which to keep her hands busy.
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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:26 am
Paul: Okay...this guy's either deaf or a hallucination everyone's having...oof. My head...
Though an alcohol-induced veil over his senses, Paul perceives that Owle is either distressed or looking for something to do...hard to tell, what with the alcohol in his senses...didn't he just think that? Whatever.
Paul: "Owle...would you mind mixing for me 3/4 cups of vinegar, 1 cup of orange juice, an egg, 3 tablespoons of chile powder, 2 drops of vanilla extract, and a banana? A blender will do the trick."
His words seem as crisp as ever, but there is a slight slur to them. The recipe he listed sounds as though he had it memorized by rote: a hangover cure with some odd ingredients.
Paul: Doesn't seem like we're gonna continue the contest...might as well be lucid.
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