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 Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:30 pm
Eric_the_Phantom heart *cough*...ahem Erik: *looks at camera* E-harmony helped me find my perfect match *camera pans in to Christine, tied to chair with ducktape and gagged..pans back to Erik* And with a little force it can help you too ^.^
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:55 pm
Youko-chan Eric_the_Phantom heart *cough*...ahem Erik: *looks at camera* E-harmony helped me find my perfect match *camera pans in to Christine, tied to chair with ducktape and gagged..pans back to Erik* And with a little force it can help you too ^.^ *bursts into laughter while talking on the phone with a friend, who is suddenly rather worried about what's going on* That's hilarious!
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:57 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:19 pm
Raoul: Janet!
Christine: Brad!
Erik: Rocky!
or
Erik: I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
Erik and Christine: And a void would be calling...
Ballet girls : Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Raoul: It's just a jump to the left.
All: And then a step to the right
Raoul: With your hands on your hips
All lead by Erik: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again
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Blessed Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:23 pm
angel_of_joy Raoul: Janet! Christine: Brad! Erik: Rocky! or Erik: I've got to keep control. I remember doing the time-warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me Erik and Christine: And a void would be calling... Ballet girls : Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. Raoul: It's just a jump to the left. All: And then a step to the right Raoul: With your hands on your hips All lead by Erik: You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again : Me and my friends were going to redo Rocky Horror with Phantom characters, but never got around to it. We were going to have Erik as Frank, Raoul as Rocky, Christine as Columbia, Andre/Firmin as Brad/Janet, and all that jazz...never got around to it, though. ;( But it's always hiliarious xp
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:35 pm
Raoul: *In middle of stage wearing a pink tu-tu and fairy wings* I'M A PRETTY, PRETTY PRINCESS!! =D
...ohwait. That's something Raoul would do. My bad.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:09 pm
Erik wouldn't do this, but i sure can picture him doing this:
Erik: Black Socks! They never get dirty
the longer you wear them the blacker they get!
Someday! I think i shall launder them something keeps telling me, not yet not yet not yet not yet!
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:48 pm
Unromantic_Phantom Youko-chan Eric_the_Phantom heart *cough*...ahem Erik: *looks at camera* E-harmony helped me find my perfect match *camera pans in to Christine, tied to chair with ducktape and gagged..pans back to Erik* And with a little force it can help you too ^.^ that was HILARIOUS !!! hahahahahaha lol ((rolls on floor with uncontrolable bursts of laughter )) ^sry for spelling errors
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:37 pm
Elven Foxx Erik wouldn't do this, but i sure can picture him doing this: Erik: Black Socks! They never get dirty the longer you wear them the blacker they get! Someday! I think i shall launder them something keeps telling me, not yet not yet not yet not yet! I remember singing that song at summer camp. *begins rocking from side to side humming song and imagining sitting in front of the camp bonfire out on the beach* Such fond memories...
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:50 pm
Oh oh oh just got this idea... kinda influenced from the new "boats" thread lol...
It's Il Muto, everything is normal... then Erik interupts claiming that box five was not empty for him. Raoul stands up and shouts back "IT'S MY SEAT NOW!" (ha the fop wouldn't do that)
Erik grabs onto a rope, slides down onto the stage and says "Yah well... group orgy in box five!!!"
lmao... that is so out-of-character and funny I just had to say that....
ALSO!!!! Raoul in his carriage singing "You can't ride my little red wagon, back seats broken and the axels dragging... chugga! chugga! chugga chugga chugga!"
and Carlotta going "I wear my pink pajama's in the summer when its hot... I wear my flanel nighty in the winter when its not. And sometimes in the spring time, and sometimes in the fall, I'll jump into my little bed with nothing on at all WOO! Thats the time you wanna seeeee me! Oh thats the time you want to seee me! Thats the time you want to seeee me when I jump into my little bed with nothing on at all! Woo!!!"
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:01 pm
((I want some FOP-BE-GONE!))
(from Erik de Phantom's RP)
Amanda: *sees ransom note* Katherine has been kidnapped. YES! NOW I GET ERIK ALL TO MAHSELF!
*in Erik's lair*
Amanda: *in an outfit that leaves waaaaay little to the imagination* Hey Eeeerik! Katherine's gone. Wanna get married?
Erik: HELL YEAH!
Katherine: *faintly off-screen* biiiiiyyyaaaatch
Erik: *sings* Are you ready for football?! (etc. cause I don't know the whole song)
Persian: Does this outfit make my butt took fat.
Erik: Nope! It make ya look PHAAAAAAT!
Persian: You go girlfriend!
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:28 pm
Erik: Night-time sharpens, heightens each sensati--ACK!! *choking* A bug just went in my throat!! *gagging and choking* Oh dear God it tastes like trash! Getitout getitout getitout!!! ><
Christine: .....Sometimes I wonder if I made the right choice. I mean, Raoul's nice and all (not to mention rich) and he's really caring (did I mention rich?) but.... I dunno. Erik looks better in a dress than he does.
Erik: *stuffing a bra that he's wearing* Alright! I gots myself a pair of MANBOOBS! *evil laughter*
Nadir: Can I squeeze 'em?
Erik: NO! MY BOOBIES!
Nadir: ...My thong's making my buttcrack hurt. *a few minutes later* ...!! Oh dear God, I think my a** just swallowed the string!
Erik: I knew you liked exotic things, but maaaan. A thong?
Nadir: Hey, how else am I s'posed to get booty in Paris?
Erik: Leaving your clothes on might help.
Nadir: Not a chance! *opens up Persian robe and flashes audience* MUAHAHAHAHA!
Raoul (offstage): MY EYES! MY VIRGIN EYES!
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:43 pm
Utakan I love you *laughs* oh god! heart
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:48 pm
Kitsune Ookami (from Erik de Phantom's RP) Amanda: *sees ransom note* Katherine has been kidnapped. YES! NOW I GET ERIK ALL TO MAHSELF! *in Erik's lair* Amanda: *in an outfit that leaves waaaaay little to the imagination* Hey Eeeerik! Katherine's gone. Wanna get married? Erik: HELL YEAH! Katherine: *faintly off-screen* biiiiiyyyaaaatch BIIIIIIYYYYAAATCH!! (from the RP) Mortimer: does my hair make me look like Max Shreck?*Katherine tied and gagged to an angelic statue.*
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:53 pm
Raoul: *picking up a skimpy dress thingy in a pile of other skimpy dress thingies in Christine's room* My god Christine! What were you thinking buying this?
Christine: Hey don't touch Erik's laundry pile!
Erik: Living in an underground lake house can get boring sometimes. Good thing I have Mr. Sock Puppet and Mr. Teddy 4laugh Okay everyone! Story time! 4laugh
Little Erik: Mommy! Can you help me color my scale drawing of Paris I drew.
Madeliene: Oh my god Erik! You're soooooo cuuuuuuute! whee whee
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